Top TFMs of the Day
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.
1. Dominating irrelevant games. #TFM
2. Your chapter actually looking good on paper. #TFM
3. Taking your shirt off at the first sign of a fight despite noticeably lacking an intimidating body. #TFM
4. Discovering an arbitrary skill you’re good at and rubbing it in everybody’s face. #TFM
5. Being the loosest interpretation of the term “true gentleman.” #TFM
6. I asked my dad, “Did you call GDIs ‘GDIs’ in the 80’s?” He responded, “No — we just didn’t acknowledge them as people.” #TFM
7. Describing your presentation strategy as “winging it.” #TFM
8. “Don’t tell your mom” stories from Dad. #TFM
9. Getting over a bombed midterm with porch beers. #TFM
10. My birth certificate says I’m 19 years old. My ID says I’m 25 years old. My wardrobe says I’m 43 years old. #TFM
Go fuck yourself Intern. These TFMs are more used than your mother.
10 years ago at 5:30 pmMiddle-lower frat, never fit-in in high school, uses TFM ‘likes’ to feel better about self
10 years ago at 9:46 pmConsider suicide.
10 years ago at 2:26 pmand at least his mom provides some pictures to entertain the illiterate
10 years ago at 4:34 pmI hate you.
10 years ago at 5:43 pmClever
10 years ago at 9:48 pmI actually fucking hate you, Sean. #MotionToBlackballSeanConnery
10 years ago at 10:10 pmI second that notion
10 years ago at 1:52 amYour stupidity baffles me intern. Just stop. please stop.
10 years ago at 5:43 pmYeah but how baffled are you?
10 years ago at 9:49 pmYour asinine comments are disgracing the great Sean Connery.
10 years ago at 12:07 ampour gasoline on yourself and then throw a match at yourself. I want you to throw it and not just toss it at yourself you piece of fucking shit.
10 years ago at 5:46 pmWe got it the first time, guy.
10 years ago at 7:30 pmit double posted on me.
10 years ago at 9:22 ampour gasoline on yourself and then throw a match at yourself. I want you to throw it and not just toss it at yourself you piece of fucking shit intern.
10 years ago at 5:46 pmAye aye cap’n
10 years ago at 9:47 pmThat ‘taking your shirt off for a fight’ one must have been from a high schooler.
10 years ago at 6:03 pmTake your hashtag and literally fuck your own face.
10 years ago at 8:41 pmMy stepdad was in a fraternity in the 80’s and said that they used the term GDI. Fuck you intern
10 years ago at 9:20 pmIntern is like the legacy that tries way too hard and everyone hates but just won’t drop.
10 years ago at 10:48 pmCasting aside user satisfaction for extra ad dollars. TGrandexM.
10 years ago at 6:10 am