Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Dominating irrelevant games. #TFM

2. Your chapter actually looking good on paper. #TFM

3. Taking your shirt off at the first sign of a fight despite noticeably lacking an intimidating body. #TFM

4. Discovering an arbitrary skill you’re good at and rubbing it in everybody’s face. #TFM

5. Being the loosest interpretation of the term “true gentleman.” #TFM

6. I asked my dad, “Did you call GDIs ‘GDIs’ in the 80’s?” He responded, “No — we just didn’t acknowledge them as people.” #TFM

7. Describing your presentation strategy as “winging it.” #TFM

8. “Don’t tell your mom” stories from Dad. #TFM

9. Getting over a bombed midterm with porch beers. #TFM

10. My birth certificate says I’m 19 years old. My ID says I’m 25 years old. My wardrobe says I’m 43 years old. #TFM

Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM

  1. Twentieth Century Fox

    Go fuck yourself Intern. These TFMs are more used than your mother.

    10 years ago at 5:30 pm
    1. Sean_Connery

      Middle-lower frat, never fit-in in high school, uses TFM ‘likes’ to feel better about self

      10 years ago at 9:46 pm
  2. Captbluewater

    pour gasoline on yourself and then throw a match at yourself. I want you to throw it and not just toss it at yourself you piece of fucking shit.

    10 years ago at 5:46 pm
  3. Captbluewater

    pour gasoline on yourself and then throw a match at yourself. I want you to throw it and not just toss it at yourself you piece of fucking shit intern.

    10 years ago at 5:46 pm
  4. TooBusyYachting

    That ‘taking your shirt off for a fight’ one must have been from a high schooler.

    10 years ago at 6:03 pm
  5. Hough G Rection

    My stepdad was in a fraternity in the 80’s and said that they used the term GDI. Fuck you intern

    10 years ago at 9:20 pm
  6. Fratadelphia Collins

    Intern is like the legacy that tries way too hard and everyone hates but just won’t drop.

    10 years ago at 10:48 pm