Top TFMs of the Day
TFM Intern10 years ago

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Dominating irrelevant games. #TFM

2. Your chapter actually looking good on paper. #TFM

3. Taking your shirt off at the first sign of a fight despite noticeably lacking an intimidating body. #TFM

4. Discovering an arbitrary skill you’re good at and rubbing it in everybody’s face. #TFM

5. Being the loosest interpretation of the term “true gentleman.” #TFM

6. I asked my dad, “Did you call GDIs ‘GDIs’ in the 80’s?” He responded, “No — we just didn’t acknowledge them as people.” #TFM

7. Describing your presentation strategy as “winging it.” #TFM

8. “Don’t tell your mom” stories from Dad. #TFM

9. Getting over a bombed midterm with porch beers. #TFM

10. My birth certificate says I’m 19 years old. My ID says I’m 25 years old. My wardrobe says I’m 43 years old. #TFM