Total Frat Move Polls Of The Week
Here in America, you’re allowed to pick and choose what you deem as the right answer. No matter how wrong or uninformed you are, you are right. That’s the American way. Since we value your right to make choices, we started TFM Polls as a way to get the scoop on what’s going on in the minds of America’s college students.
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Better Drinking Game
Better drinking game
— TFM Polls (@TFMPolls) November 18, 2015
I’m torn on this one, really. My beer pong game is second to none, but I always enjoyed flip cup a little more since you’re guaranteed to drink. When you’re on in beer pong and your opponent couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn, those cups on your side of the table won’t get touched. It’s a travesty really. However, in flip cup, it’s a requirement to chug. I think this all comes down to the outside factors, such as beer pong distractions. Since there is a slight chance some babe will flash her tits in order to throw off a pong shot, I’m going team beer pong.
Is Drinking Red Wine Frat Or Not?
Drinking red wine
— TFM Polls (@TFMPolls) November 18, 2015
Raise your hand if you ever slapped the bag before. Now keep it raised it you think drinking red wine is not frat. Look around the room, class. These are idiots. Slapping the bag is a time honored tradition. So much so that fraternities even create Tour De Franzia parties. If it’s not frat to down as much red wine from a bag for as long as you can, then I don’t want to be frat anymore. Plus, if you offer to bring over a boxed red to that girl you’re trying to stick, she’ll be impressed. Score one for the red wine slappers/drinkers.
What Is The Better Gig As A Collegiate Athlete?
Better gig as a collegiate athlete
Story: https://t.co/Qb1NnyBM7E
— TFM Polls (@TFMPolls) November 23, 2015
My only regret with this poll question is that you’re limited to being a QB. While Dan-O was typing up that column, I casually mentioned that the best sports athlete gig to have is starting pitcher at a SEC or Pac 12 school. Baseball players get the hottest girls, and will get paid more if they make the bigs. Plus a starting pitcher only has to play once a week, doesn’t have to worry about getting blindsided by a 250 lb linebacker, and is still known on campus. True story: when LSU was playing in Dallas, we struck up a convo with some fans and told them my buddy’s little brother was being looked at by LSU for baseball. One girl offered to show her tits to him to get him to go. We obliged. He went elsewhere.
Favorite Thanksgiving Day Beverage Of Choice
Favorite Thanksgiving Day beverage of choice
— TFM Polls (@TFMPolls) November 24, 2015
When it comes down to it, you can’t go wrong with either choice. Whiskey is a classic and nothing will make you feel like you’re better than everyone else than two fingers of Highland Park in a nice crystal glass. Beer, however, is best paired with football and gluttony. No one will think any less of you because you downed a 24 pack before the Cowboys kicked off. And that is why I was rocking a Shiner in my hand all day yesterday..
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poll idea: who should be killed first Steve Holt or the intern
9 years ago at 10:09 amIntern
9 years ago at 10:25 amSteve Holt
9 years ago at 10:25 amI agree he should be killed first.
9 years ago at 10:45 amI agree he should be killed first
9 years ago at 10:45 amThere’s a button for that you invasive species lookin motherfucker
9 years ago at 10:46 amI did comment one of my comments on each person right? I can’t tell this mobile app is horribly set-up.
9 years ago at 11:00 amSwim in the other direction
9 years ago at 11:36 amThird times a charm
9 years ago at 1:24 pmUsing one rope, tie a noose on each end. Place a noose on steve and the other on the intern. Then throw them off of opposite sides of a bridge.
9 years ago at 1:43 amIf I wanted to know about the polls you made I would have followed the Twitter account. I did not.
9 years ago at 10:09 amBoobies or Booties?
9 years ago at 10:13 amI’m a fan of the original “Ass vs. Tits” but you know….you do you guy.
9 years ago at 10:46 amHow about jugs vs. lady humps?
9 years ago at 11:01 amCans vs. backsides?
9 years ago at 11:34 amHell, at this declining rate, might as well do Shitting vs. Pissing
9 years ago at 11:38 amWhich one would go out the titties though?
9 years ago at 12:01 pmShiner is the god of beers
9 years ago at 10:34 amPoll: what should I do today?
9 years ago at 10:47 amA: lay in bed and watch sports while getting head from one of my dimes?
B: throw down with my pledge bros!?!
C. Lay in bed and watch sports while getting head from one of your pledge bros.
9 years ago at 11:01 amsomeone needs to haze you harder
9 years ago at 11:08 amPeople from Texas truly believe they have 12 inch dicks don’t they
9 years ago at 2:34 pmIf for some reason you got kicked out and you had the choice to pledge again, would you do it?
9 years ago at 12:29 pm