Transphobic Sorority Girls Call Cops On Dude Who Broke Into Their House And Wore Their Panties
On February 8 at 2 a.m., the women of Alpha Delta Pi at Edmond called the cops to report a strange man was lurking around their sorority house wearing one of the lady’s underwear.
From KFOR:
“One of the girls woke up around 2 a.m. with a man sitting at the end of her bed,” said Jenny Wagnon, with the Edmond Police Department.
When police arrived, they found 41-year-old Randall Scott Ashton on the balcony.
He was arrested, and that’s when authorities made another unusual discovery.
He’d apparently been sifting through the girl’s laundry.
“So at some point, he had taken her underwear and put them on and then he wore them into jail,” Wagnon said.
Randall is now being held as a prisoner for first-degree panty theft and indecent exposure, but he’s long been a prisoner in his own body. And that’s the real issue here.
How long must the trans community suffer in silence? It’s 2016, people. Time to wake up. Randall just wanted to feel like the woman he is on the inside. To hang out in the sorority house and cram his junk into panties and talk about cute frat boys. He just wanted to feel like one of the girls. But no. Because these transphobic sorostitutes only saw him for who he was on the outside, they didn’t even give him a chance.
Truly despicable. Sometimes I feel like Caitlyn Jenner and Lady Ga Ga went under the knife for nothing..
[via KFOR]

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