We gave Grandpa crystal bourbon glasses, he gave us $20,000 checks. TFM.

  1. yancy tommy

    Psssh My grandfather had 5 keys in a family gift with 5 blind folds and told us to cover are eyes pick a key and then see which 2011 yahct is ours in is yahct factorys ship yard.

    14 years ago at 7:00 pm
    1. PA III

      Hey Tommy, why don’t you learn how to put together a functioning sentence. My head hurts from reading your retarded-ass comment.

      14 years ago at 7:33 pm
    2. our not are :)

      so your grandpa is able to buy you “yahcts” but he can’t afford to send you to a school where you can learn how to speak english?…bless your heart!

      14 years ago at 4:14 pm
    3. Cuppy

      Sweet Jesus, I have watched all of you comment and say “yahct.” Usually people that own them, know how to spell.

      P.S. It’s Yacht

      14 years ago at 4:21 pm
  2. MRS sorostitute

    Congratulations darling, but it’s not quite as good as the $50,000 I just inherited from my godmother! We should meet up in Venice this summer where I vacation with my family!

    14 years ago at 11:21 pm
    1. XIII

      Your grandmother dies and you only inherit 50k? She apparently didn’t think too highly of you.

      14 years ago at 3:04 am
    2. Fratrick Bateman

      Vence in the summer smells like shit from the sewage. Venice is a spring destination only, though you’ve probably never been because your family is poor. Needs grandmas inheritance to go nice places as your dad is a checkout geed in target.

      14 years ago at 4:44 am
    3. southern proper

      A 50’000 dollar inheritance? I can’t even begin to tell you why that is nothing to brag about nor “vacation” on.

      14 years ago at 7:37 pm
    4. Fratacious

      The only acceptable reason you would be getting 50,000 dollars is if your godmother had 12 children… but I still wouldn’t be bragging. Please stop trying so hard and embarrassing yourself.

      14 years ago at 7:46 pm
  3. Rick Sperry

    Did you suck his dick for that or just lick his wrinkly balls Geed? Someone who is actually affluent would not seriously brag about their grandfather’s fortune on the internet fucktard. On a different note, I remember when this site was about hazin’ pledges and slammin’ the slam piece, not for geeds to lie about their non existent fortunes . Ah, the good ole days.

    14 years ago at 1:08 am
  4. Priavte Equity Frat

    I totally want to be like you now that you mentioned you get $20,000 for your parents. Your like the only person in the whole world that has money.

    14 years ago at 2:17 am