Former Ohio State QB Troy Smith Tries To Get Out Of DUI Arrest By Saying He Went To OSU

Troy Smith DUI

Early Sunday morning, former Heisman winner Troy Smith was arrested for driving drunk and possession of marijuana. Video of his arrest has surfaced, and it involves him messing up the classic “Do you know who I am?” line.

How bad did he fuck that one up? You knew it was all downhill from the moment he introduced himself with “I’m officer.” Probably didn’t help when he went on to say that he got his degree in bachelor’s and that he could recite the alphabet from A to Z when the officer wanted C to W.

At least he tried to hint to the officer that he went to Ohio State and he was Troy Smith in hopes the officer was a die-hard Buckeye fan. In all honesty, I’m surprised it didn’t work for him, being a famous athlete in Ohio and all. 9/10 times it works for them. It’s just that one time that really fucks you.

  1. Southern Hoss

    He would have been better known if he didn’t get ass-raped by Florida in the title game

    9 years ago at 11:43 pm
  2. TaylorSwiftsPubeGroomer

    In his defense, OSU’s playbook is pretty simple…

    Black boy run right
    Black boy run left
    Black boy run straight
    White boy kick

    9 years ago at 12:09 am