Truck Carrying 6,000 Gallons Of Scotch Flips Over And Burns

Pappy Maverick, a character on the 1950s TV Western series Maverick once said, “Never cry over spilt milk. It could’ve been whiskey.”

A tanker truck in Woodbridge, New Jersey carrying 6,000 gallons of scotch whisky flipped over and caught fire. Authorities state that the truck was in the process of making a turn, bumped into a telephone pole, then came into contact with a parked car. After hitting the car, the truck rolled over and ignited.

What kind of scotch gets transported in a tanker truck? I always thought it came in barrels.

The local fire chief, Dan Gregan, is unsure if it’s the truck’s fuel or the whisky that ignited. There’s obviously a lot of room for speculation. Based on the circumstances of the accident, I’m inclined to think that the driver may have taken a gallon or so of scotch out of the tank before he started his trip that morning.

Fortunately, nobody was seriously injured, but damn, that’s a lot of whisky.

[via New York Post]

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  1. americafuckyeah

    One of the few times shedding a tear is acceptable. This and when your dog dies.

    12 years ago at 3:33 pm
  2. Enraged TFM User

    Those FUCKING light poles are always jumping in the road! And now they did this! I blame the goddamn liberals!

    12 years ago at 4:08 pm
  3. Diglett

    There is someone somewhere who just lost 6,000 gallons of whiskey. I don’t know what you’re going through right now sir, I know the tragic lost must be indescribable, but we here at TFM send out our hearts and prayers to you in this time of tragedy.

    12 years ago at 5:09 pm
  4. BoomhauerKDR

    Jersey doing just a little bit more in it’s attempt to ruin this great country. It’s called the armpit of America for a reason.

    12 years ago at 5:56 pm