Truck Carrying 6,000 Gallons Of Scotch Flips Over And Burns
Pappy Maverick, a character on the 1950s TV Western series Maverick once said, “Never cry over spilt milk. It could’ve been whiskey.”
A tanker truck in Woodbridge, New Jersey carrying 6,000 gallons of scotch whisky flipped over and caught fire. Authorities state that the truck was in the process of making a turn, bumped into a telephone pole, then came into contact with a parked car. After hitting the car, the truck rolled over and ignited.
What kind of scotch gets transported in a tanker truck? I always thought it came in barrels.
The local fire chief, Dan Gregan, is unsure if it’s the truck’s fuel or the whisky that ignited. There’s obviously a lot of room for speculation. Based on the circumstances of the accident, I’m inclined to think that the driver may have taken a gallon or so of scotch out of the tank before he started his trip that morning.
Fortunately, nobody was seriously injured, but damn, that’s a lot of whisky.
[via New York Post]
Pledge class project to have them lick all off it up.
12 years ago at 3:32 pm*of
12 years ago at 1:52 pmOne of the few times shedding a tear is acceptable. This and when your dog dies.
12 years ago at 3:33 pmand if your mother dies and for exceptional acts of patriotism.
12 years ago at 3:50 pmand after every time you have sex.
12 years ago at 6:02 pm^
12 years ago at 7:39 pmThose FUCKING light poles are always jumping in the road! And now they did this! I blame the goddamn liberals!
12 years ago at 4:08 pmAnd the world became just a little bit darker.
12 years ago at 4:10 pmThere is someone somewhere who just lost 6,000 gallons of whiskey. I don’t know what you’re going through right now sir, I know the tragic lost must be indescribable, but we here at TFM send out our hearts and prayers to you in this time of tragedy.
12 years ago at 5:09 pm*loss
12 years ago at 1:52 pmJersey doing just a little bit more in it’s attempt to ruin this great country. It’s called the armpit of America for a reason.
12 years ago at 5:56 pmIt’s aged in barrels, doesn’t they ship it in barrels
12 years ago at 6:39 pmmean*
12 years ago at 6:39 pmNice try, Nice Try.
12 years ago at 11:23 pm^Clever.
12 years ago at 4:53 pmOH NO!
12 years ago at 6:45 pmBluto knows how we all feel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPxnQv4RH5s#t=10s
12 years ago at 6:59 pmlet’s bow our heads in a moment of silent memorial
12 years ago at 10:58 pm