Trump Caught On Tape Saying About Little Girl He’s Talking To, “I’m going to be dating her in 10 years”
I’ll be honest, since moving to Austin I’ve dated girls who, when I was in college, were like 13. And I can’t even act like what is on this tape isn’t the type of thing I would say in a joking way. Something like, “My second wife is currently learning how to read.” Of course, it’s something I’d say behind the most closed of closed doors. Locked doors. With a towel stuffed at the bottom. And to the closest of friends. Ones who knew I was obviously joking.
Or, you know, on the internet to thousands of people. Fuck me I’m so Goddamn unemployable.
So it’d be hypocritical of me to act like the actual words that Trump spoke on this 1992 tape, when he was 46 years old, are disturbing in and of themselves. Sure, a lot of people might find them terrible regardless, but to me context is important. And I guess the difference — the gaping bottomless canyon of a difference — is that despite the fact that this sort of thing is more or less in line with my and many other men’s senses of humor, I, and every guy I know, would never say anything like that in front of an actual fucking little girl. And while sober and in public to boot.
That’s where it goes from, “Oh haha you perv” to “If that man shows up to our house you close the door and come find me and DO NOT get into his car, ever.”
Here’s the clip. It’s at the very beginning of the video so you can disregard the commentary that follows.
I mean, yikes. Does this man not understand microphones? Does this man not understand… talking? The answer has to be no to both. He has a very, very — the worst, it’s terrible — understanding of those things.
Again, the fucked up thing about this tape is that he’s saying what he said about a little girl while she is standing right next to him. A little girl who he literally just had a sweet, fatherly little chat with. That takes it to a whole new level. Once more, yikes.
And quite savvy of Hillary Clinton to save all these videos for October after she finally realized that liberal voters on the fence about her, and most of America, were too stupid to understand the political and professional deficiencies that disqualify Trump* from being president.
*This does not mean that I endorse Hillary Clinton. She is also not an ideal candidate for president. But if you don’t see how shitty Trump is, pull your head out of your ass.
This isn’t terrible. Not good though.
8 years ago at 5:35 pmSaying it while the girl is right there is super weird, man. I’d make this joke in private but if that was my daughter and someone said that in front of her, about her, I’d lose my fucking mind.
8 years ago at 5:37 pmYou don’t have to worry about that, no one would willingly reproduce with you
8 years ago at 5:40 pmI’m going to read the article before I comment next time…
8 years ago at 5:50 pmI stopped reading the articles a long time ago. I just read the headline then go straight to the comments.
8 years ago at 4:07 amAt least Trump said he’d date her in 10 years. Slick Willy was actually raping underage girls.
8 years ago at 6:32 pmTrump has a court date set on Dec 16 for the rape of a 13 year old
8 years ago at 6:58 pmWhat underage girl did Clinton rape?
8 years ago at 10:48 pmWho’s Jeffrey Epstien?
8 years ago at 8:19 pmNo wonder this site is going to shit. Stop posting shit that helps hrc you f ck in g fc ks
8 years ago at 5:36 pmDid you have a stoke at the end of your comment?
8 years ago at 6:29 pmHis mom doesn’t let him say bad words
8 years ago at 7:43 pmYa you’re right, tfm NEVER censors content you fucking retard
8 years ago at 11:55 pm*Semi-humorous comment about Dorn saying that to a 1-year-old boy.
8 years ago at 5:37 pmClassic dorn joke, well played sir
8 years ago at 8:55 pmBacon, I get you’re a wine sipping communist dick suck but post some actual content for once.
8 years ago at 5:38 pmHow about you type an original insult? That’s from Generation Kill
8 years ago at 7:45 pmI do like wine.
8 years ago at 9:51 pmI pictured you more as a champagne and titties type of guy Rob.
8 years ago at 11:26 pmClaiming it was a joke, but wholeheartedly believing it deep down. #TFM
8 years ago at 5:43 pmWell it’s been ten years did he date her?
8 years ago at 5:48 pmyou can hear the girl laugh at the end im sure it was a joke and was just trying to brighten this little girls day that one day she could date a man with a bunch of money
8 years ago at 5:49 pmTrump is being friendly to a little girl? He must be a paedophile.
8 years ago at 8:46 pmDoesn’t mean it isn’t a stupid ass thing to say when and where he did.
8 years ago at 9:03 amWe’ve all laughed at lame/cringy jokes made by people we wanted to like us. Or when we are uncomfortable.
That fact that Donald trump is is splitting up the gop and destroying any republicans chance of getting elected makes me want to kick him the dick a 1,000 times the man could give a shit less about conservative ideas it’s all about the orange faced fucks ego I will not be voting in presidential election for that reason
8 years ago at 6:01 pmI think its time to pick a new username man.
8 years ago at 8:19 pmDon’t vote; don’t complain.
8 years ago at 10:19 pmPlease vote because my brothers and I aren’t risking our lives over here in Bahrain for you to have the freedom to vote and not do it.
8 years ago at 8:19 amFor those who don’t know about Bahrain, I’m *REALLY* hoping this is a satirical comment. Signed, a Marine who did a deployment there.
8 years ago at 8:42 amI’m navy on a PC boat
8 years ago at 8:43 amI was at Isa down at the far southern tip. If there’s a cake deployment, it’s Bahrain. Amenities as far as the eye can see.
8 years ago at 8:45 amIt is for marines but we’re working everyday I should have gone marines y’all chill over here
8 years ago at 8:48 amTo you and Johnny Bananas (or anyone who had been put in harm’s way by decision of the president):
8 years ago at 8:59 amWhat’s your opinion of the libertarian interpretation of nonintervention?
With how international relations are currently, and the interdependent world economy, it’s a pipe dream and would have zero percent chance of working.
8 years ago at 11:24 amI’m a libertarian and if there’s one place I break with Libertarian orthodoxy it’s foreign policy, you can’t advocate a free interdependent world economy without acknowledging the need to project hard and soft power globally. That being said, the US needs to decrease its emphasis on unilateral world “power projection” so to speak and embrace working in equitable coalitions more with other states on more even footing.
TL;DR: US and UK need to quit footing the bill for other western countries not participating in global military security.
8 years ago at 2:02 amgood don’t vote
8 years ago at 8:01 pmJesus christ just puked in my mouth
8 years ago at 6:16 pmCommas are important.
8 years ago at 6:59 pmI just got hard with that image.
8 years ago at 8:12 pmShut your mouth frabst
8 years ago at 8:44 pmPipe down numb nuts.
8 years ago at 9:41 pmEat peanuts out of my ass
8 years ago at 1:31 pmJesus Christ-themed puke porn is the only way I can get off anymore.
8 years ago at 10:47 pmHey why don’t you stop deleting my comments you communists fucks. You don’t care about us, why should we care about you? BoycottTFM
8 years ago at 6:22 pmShut the fuck up.
8 years ago at 8:20 pm