Trump Caught On Tape Saying About Little Girl He’s Talking To, “I’m going to be dating her in 10 years”

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I’ll be honest, since moving to Austin I’ve dated girls who, when I was in college, were like 13. And I can’t even act like what is on this tape isn’t the type of thing I would say in a joking way. Something like, “My second wife is currently learning how to read.” Of course, it’s something I’d say behind the most closed of closed doors. Locked doors. With a towel stuffed at the bottom. And to the closest of friends. Ones who knew I was obviously joking.

Or, you know, on the internet to thousands of people. Fuck me I’m so Goddamn unemployable.

So it’d be hypocritical of me to act like the actual words that Trump spoke on this 1992 tape, when he was 46 years old, are disturbing in and of themselves. Sure, a lot of people might find them terrible regardless, but to me context is important. And I guess the difference — the gaping bottomless canyon of a difference — is that despite the fact that this sort of thing is more or less in line with my and many other men’s senses of humor, I, and every guy I know, would never say anything like that in front of an actual fucking little girl. And while sober and in public to boot.

That’s where it goes from, “Oh haha you perv” to “If that man shows up to our house you close the door and come find me and DO NOT get into his car, ever.”

Here’s the clip. It’s at the very beginning of the video so you can disregard the commentary that follows.

I mean, yikes. Does this man not understand microphones? Does this man not understand… talking? The answer has to be no to both. He has a very, very — the worst, it’s terrible — understanding of those things.

Again, the fucked up thing about this tape is that he’s saying what he said about a little girl while she is standing right next to him. A little girl who he literally just had a sweet, fatherly little chat with. That takes it to a whole new level. Once more, yikes.

And quite savvy of Hillary Clinton to save all these videos for October after she finally realized that liberal voters on the fence about her, and most of America, were too stupid to understand the political and professional deficiencies that disqualify Trump* from being president.

*This does not mean that I endorse Hillary Clinton. She is also not an ideal candidate for president. But if you don’t see how shitty Trump is, pull your head out of your ass.

    1. Rob Fox

      Saying it while the girl is right there is super weird, man. I’d make this joke in private but if that was my daughter and someone said that in front of her, about her, I’d lose my fucking mind.

      8 years ago at 5:37 pm
      1. I_dont_skateboard

        You don’t have to worry about that, no one would willingly reproduce with you

        8 years ago at 5:40 pm
      2. Henry_Eighth

        I stopped reading the articles a long time ago. I just read the headline then go straight to the comments.

        8 years ago at 4:07 am
      3. Big Dumb Idiot

        At least Trump said he’d date her in 10 years. Slick Willy was actually raping underage girls.

        8 years ago at 6:32 pm
  1. FatMattsAtBat

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    8 years ago at 5:36 pm
  2. HurricaneSzn

    Bacon, I get you’re a wine sipping communist dick suck but post some actual content for once.

    8 years ago at 5:38 pm
  3. CalebMichaels

    Claiming it was a joke, but wholeheartedly believing it deep down. #TFM

    8 years ago at 5:43 pm
  4. Jim Bowie

    you can hear the girl laugh at the end im sure it was a joke and was just trying to brighten this little girls day that one day she could date a man with a bunch of money

    8 years ago at 5:49 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Doesn’t mean it isn’t a stupid ass thing to say when and where he did.
      We’ve all laughed at lame/cringy jokes made by people we wanted to like us. Or when we are uncomfortable.

      8 years ago at 9:03 am
  5. Dan is a fat cunt69

    That fact that Donald trump is is splitting up the gop and destroying any republicans chance of getting elected makes me want to kick him the dick a 1,000 times the man could give a shit less about conservative ideas it’s all about the orange faced fucks ego I will not be voting in presidential election for that reason

    8 years ago at 6:01 pm
    1. TheMachine

      Please vote because my brothers and I aren’t risking our lives over here in Bahrain for you to have the freedom to vote and not do it.

      8 years ago at 8:19 am
      1. JonnyBananas

        For those who don’t know about Bahrain, I’m *REALLY* hoping this is a satirical comment. Signed, a Marine who did a deployment there.

        8 years ago at 8:42 am
      2. JonnyBananas

        I was at Isa down at the far southern tip. If there’s a cake deployment, it’s Bahrain. Amenities as far as the eye can see.

        8 years ago at 8:45 am
      3. TheMachine

        It is for marines but we’re working everyday I should have gone marines y’all chill over here

        8 years ago at 8:48 am
      4. SharkWeekTFM

        To you and Johnny Bananas (or anyone who had been put in harm’s way by decision of the president):
        What’s your opinion of the libertarian interpretation of nonintervention?

        8 years ago at 8:59 am
      5. JonnyBananas

        With how international relations are currently, and the interdependent world economy, it’s a pipe dream and would have zero percent chance of working.

        8 years ago at 11:24 am
      6. Donnie Fratzoff

        I’m a libertarian and if there’s one place I break with Libertarian orthodoxy it’s foreign policy, you can’t advocate a free interdependent world economy without acknowledging the need to project hard and soft power globally. That being said, the US needs to decrease its emphasis on unilateral world “power projection” so to speak and embrace working in equitable coalitions more with other states on more even footing.

        TL;DR: US and UK need to quit footing the bill for other western countries not participating in global military security.

        8 years ago at 2:02 am
      1. ImHereForTheGangbang

        Jesus Christ-themed puke porn is the only way I can get off anymore.

        8 years ago at 10:47 pm
  6. BoycottTFM

    Hey why don’t you stop deleting my comments you communists fucks. You don’t care about us, why should we care about you? BoycottTFM

    8 years ago at 6:22 pm