Trump Got A Nobel Peace Prize Nomination For Flexing Nuts On Terrorists And China
10 years ago

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The Don is officially up for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Trump was handpicked alongside thousands of applicants by a “Peace Expert” from Oslo, Norway. The reason? He big-dicked ISIS and China with intimidating, fiery rhetoric. He refused to concede and turn a blatant threat against our nation into an opportunity for humanitarian effort. The expert calls it “vigorous peace through strength ideology.” I call it terrorizing the terrorists.

From India Today:

According to Nobel watcher Kristian Berg Harpviken , the director of the Peace Research Institute of Oslo, a copy of the nomination letter that he received stated that Trumps deserves the prize for ” “his vigorous peace through strength ideology, used as a threat weapon of deterrence against radical Islam, ISIS, nuclear Iran and Communist China”

Peace via the threat of violence? Might sound backwards to some, but in this day and age, it might be the only way.

And whether or not you’re a fan of Trump and his nomination, you can’t deny that he’s done just as much to win the prize as Obama did back in 2009.

[via India Today]

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    1. Chris P. Bacon

      Care to explain? Im in a rutt for who to vote for. Still on the Reppy fence.

      10 years ago at 4:00 pm
  9. TXpike2995

    In other news Burnie Sanders got his pep rallies stolen by two young ladies from BLM by them yelling and bullying him of stage. Who do we really want for president? #Trump2016

    10 years ago at 12:45 pm
  10. MyDadLooksLikeJosephStalin

    I love Trump, but his tax plan is simply not viable in that it would exponentially increase the National debt…. Not that any other candidate has anything that would work.

    10 years ago at 1:15 pm
    1. ThePatternIsFull

      With a name like that, I bet you’re voting for Bernie, ya pinko commie

      10 years ago at 2:19 pm
      1. MyDadLooksLikeJosephStalin

        The pattern is full, but your mind isn’t. Have some real criticism if you bother commenting, you fucking peasant.

        10 years ago at 3:58 pm
      2. ThePatternIsFull

        Shotgun pattern, you little bastard. My shotgun pattern is full, thanks in part to a full choke tube. Fuckin commie

        10 years ago at 8:13 pm
  11. Moneymakesmehappy

    Am I the only one who has a massive crush on his wife? I’d like to stick this stump is Mrs. Trump.

    10 years ago at 2:56 pm