Trump’s Official Presidential “USA/45” Hat Is Finally For Sale

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A couple days ago Trump was spotted rocking his newest power move hat, the “USA 45.” Now, finally, it’s for sale.

And just in time for Christmas! The Trump USA-45 hat is the perfect gift for the uncle who thinks we should nuke China and be done with it, and now feels comfortable enough to express that sentiment after only one drink. Or for your hipster cousin who lives in Brooklyn, whose love of irony you want to push to its most painful limits. Hate everyone in your office and love awkward situations? Throw this bad boy into the White Elephant pool and just wait for all the fun to be drained out of the room. Hell, buy it for yourself and make it the gift that keeps on giving by wearing it to your sociology class, a small local coffee shop, or a farmer’s market full of vendors and customers you think need to be knocked down a peg or two. They’ll all think you hate minorities, gays, Jews, Muslims, immigrants, refugees, and women, but the truth is you just hate them.

The hat is $40.

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The Trump USA-45 hat: it’s like giving the middle finger with an American flag. You can buy it here.

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