Trumps Says Bernie Sanders Will Take Away Golf If Elected, It’s Time To Protest Bernie Sanders’ Campaign
Trump talks a lot. A lot. He runs his mouth all day, every day. His piehole is an orificial factory pumping out incredible quotes like the Duggars pump out children. Even when you think he’s done for a while, another string of televised gold comes pouring out of his mouth, coating the world of social media with his word vomit much like I coated a 6th Street bar bathroom will actual vomit last Tuesday.
His latest claim is one that caught my attention, though. (I have a severe case of undiagnosed ADHD, so that isn’t an easy feat.) Mr. Trump now claims that if Bernie Sanders is elected president, we can kiss the game off golf goodbye. It’ll be gone from our lives. An absolutely unacceptable possibility.
This, of course, means much more will be lost than the game of golf itself. If the doors of our beloved country clubs close for good, that means no more tennis for grandpa, and no swim meets for little Donnie, either. Nobody with any sense will pay for what would essentially turn into an exclusive dining hall. If you’re looking for outrage, you’ve found a possible reason to rally.
I, for one, refuse to allow golf to scurry out of my life like every girl I’ve ever spoken to. My life has revolved around the game since my surprise early entry into this world. Come November 8, 2016, I’ll be voting for the man who keeps the game intact. The most visible sign of my privilege cannot disappear. Not a chance in hell..
[h/t CBS Sports]
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Gasp
10 years ago at 12:42 pmKeep writing, Bogey. You’re filling up all the empty space previously occupied by Steve Holt.
10 years ago at 12:43 pmBernie is a borderline socialist
10 years ago at 12:47 pmBy borderline do you mean insane and committed ?
10 years ago at 12:48 pmBy borderline I mean he must have missed every single economics and history class back in high school. That is if high school even existed back when he was 14, I think he probably only had to graduate the eighth grade.
10 years ago at 1:03 pmSo you made it to ninth. Congrats.
10 years ago at 1:08 pmBernie’s not stupid. He’s just very, very wrong
10 years ago at 5:21 pm#CountryClubLivesMatter
10 years ago at 12:47 pmHe’s right you know
10 years ago at 1:24 pmBogey, you’re just now realizing that there is a need to protest the Sanders campaign? Have you been living under a rock with Steve Holt? Oh and by the way…. #CANTSTUMPTHETRUMP
10 years ago at 1:27 pmThe man has come out publicly and called himself a socialist. How in the hell are people actually supporting him?
10 years ago at 2:28 pmbecause socialism works pretty well in Europe… and everywhere else…
10 years ago at 2:50 pmThe United States doesn’t want to be Europe.
10 years ago at 3:07 pmAnd how is that working out for us? High incarceration rates, high crime rates, high obesity rates, etc. Maybe socialism isn’t the answer but something has to change.
10 years ago at 3:35 pmAlso, I’m aware that what I just said goes against the TFM hivemind so go ahead, give me all the laps you think I deserve.
10 years ago at 3:36 pmHow has it worked out for us? Back-to-back World War Champs, motherfucker. The only thing that needs to change is for liberals to castrate themselves.
10 years ago at 3:56 pmHigh incarciration rates if ur not white lmao
10 years ago at 10:18 pmWe tried it back in the day. Didn’t care for it.
10 years ago at 9:55 amGo jump off a bridge, pinko.
But only after you show us your tits.
10 years ago at 3:14 pmSweden is slated to become a 3rd-world country in the next few decades. Aside from them, yea who doesn’t want to live in China, North Korea, Bolivia, Belarus, etc? Shut your mouth you dumb slag.
10 years ago at 5:08 pmI don’t like Socialism, but Imma call bullshit on that statement.
10 years ago at 9:25 pmYeah, works great in Venezuela… Guess what, we aren’t Europe. Finland, which Sanders loves to cite, is a 99% culturally homogeneous country half the size of NYC proper. Trying to apply Nordic Social Welfare systems to the US is comparing apples to Oldsmobiles.
10 years ago at 6:07 pmHow did socialism turn out in Greece?
10 years ago at 5:04 pmI’m just saying who gives a fuck if he believes in something that works. It’s not like he wants to build a wall and thinks he can make Mexico pay. I know it’ll get me laps (22 and counting but that’s how I have a nice ass so I don’t care), but I still hate Trump more and his idiotic ramblings that will never actually happen.
10 years ago at 5:07 pmShow us your tits!
10 years ago at 6:04 pmI hate Trump and Sanders, and if you look at their actual policies, they’re not that different. Both anti-free trade, anti-free market, anti-immigration, want to raise taxes, and support socialized health care. And both are supported by ignorant people who don’t understand basic economics.
10 years ago at 6:05 pmOnly guy who gets that the populist trump is just a douchier socialist sanders gets lapped? Deriding common sense is NF
10 years ago at 9:26 pmAmerica became great because of capitalism. It stopped getting better as soon as people like Bernie came and fucked it up. Instead of making everyone equally poor they should make it so everyone has the opportunity to get rich and ball out on a golf course
10 years ago at 3:51 pmgive me all the laps you want but I will continue to say it : Fuck Trump and his supporters
10 years ago at 7:27 pmYeah, he fucked the GOP and might be the only reason that those fucking slimy democrats have a chance at the oval office this next term, besides the fact that this country is chop full of PC libtards.
10 years ago at 3:20 amI would have to change my major it that happened, good thing I was raised right, and not a dirty democant
10 years ago at 1:58 am