Try Not To Vomit At This Gift A College Freshman Gave His High School Girlfriend
So the following tweet is going viral.
Light it on fire and hope it never sees the light of day again. Apparently, this thing is called an “explosion box,” probably because it makes you want to blow yourself the fuck up. Nightmare fuel. Why can’t you just get your girl something normal like a gift card and some chocolates just as every other normal guy would do? Or better yet, break up with her because she’s in high school and you’re going to college, you moron..
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The things we do for pussy…
8 years ago at 11:09 amAfter pausing the video many times, I can confirm that she is indeed, not hot.
8 years ago at 11:12 amIdk dude…she looked pretty hot to me.
https://twitter.com/snikda_araz/status/763853194111938560
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8 years ago at 1:08 pmShes only hot because shes in high school
8 years ago at 1:22 pmTDornM
8 years ago at 3:37 pmNo, she’s not hot because she’s not hot
8 years ago at 4:10 pmYou tried way too hard for this
8 years ago at 1:22 pmFirst time a girl lets you do anal you really do fall in love
8 years ago at 11:17 amTool.
8 years ago at 11:17 amAndrew gave me one of these when he went off to college. Andrew has issues…
8 years ago at 11:20 amThis is gayer than two dudes blowing each other
8 years ago at 11:41 amGayer than cum on a mustache…
8 years ago at 12:02 pmJust another minority hopelessly smitten with one of our women. White girls are magic indeed.
8 years ago at 11:59 amI love white girl, too. It’s magical.
8 years ago at 2:57 pmShit… I’d date the guy that gave me that level of sentimental nonsense… I really would!
8 years ago at 12:01 pmYeah, this proves my theory that millenials are a bunch of pussies
8 years ago at 12:21 pmIf you’re on this site, the chances are good that you’re a millennial. Speak for yourself dickweed
8 years ago at 12:25 pmIf you’re too old to be considered a millennial (it’s everyone currently 16-36) and you’re on this site, what does that really say about you?
8 years ago at 1:33 pmMy definition of millenials is everybody >19
8 years ago at 8:52 pmYour definition has no basis in reality.
8 years ago at 11:12 amHe’s gonna be a 5 star sorority recruit with those kind of crafting skills
8 years ago at 12:25 pm