Try Not To Vomit At This Gift A College Freshman Gave His High School Girlfriend
So the following tweet is going viral.
Light it on fire and hope it never sees the light of day again. Apparently, this thing is called an “explosion box,” probably because it makes you want to blow yourself the fuck up. Nightmare fuel. Why can’t you just get your girl something normal like a gift card and some chocolates just as every other normal guy would do? Or better yet, break up with her because she’s in high school and you’re going to college, you moron..
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He already put a ring on it!? what an idiot!
9 years ago at 12:26 pmHope for his sake that V-2 of the explosion box contains used condoms and nude selfies of the first 3 or 4 girls he cheats on her with at college.
9 years ago at 12:27 pmThat cheap fuck…
9 years ago at 1:03 pmWhat sorortiy is he rushing?
9 years ago at 1:13 pmTKE
9 years ago at 1:42 pmPike may steal him late with blanket bids.
9 years ago at 11:13 amTSM.
9 years ago at 1:18 pmwatch this guy become a psycopath when his gf dumps him
9 years ago at 1:22 pmSomeone permanently revoke this loser’s man-card.
9 years ago at 1:31 pmNo bid
9 years ago at 5:28 pmThis kid is gonna be one hell of a leader of some safe space on campus.
9 years ago at 7:26 pmFUCK YOU TFM IM DONE READING YOUR BULLSHIT
9 years ago at 8:57 pm