Try Not To Vomit At This Gift A College Freshman Gave His High School Girlfriend

So the following tweet is going viral.

Light it on fire and hope it never sees the light of day again. Apparently, this thing is called an “explosion box,” probably because it makes you want to blow yourself the fuck up. Nightmare fuel. Why can’t you just get your girl something normal like a gift card and some chocolates just as every other normal guy would do? Or better yet, break up with her because she’s in high school and you’re going to college, you moron.

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  1. Reasonable_man

    Hope for his sake that V-2 of the explosion box contains used condoms and nude selfies of the first 3 or 4 girls he cheats on her with at college.

    9 years ago at 12:27 pm