The guy who invented the easy bake oven for little girls. TFM.

    1. Dicks and Planes

      Unless there is something he isn’t telling us, even if I was gay, I wouldn’t know where to find 1/4 of a cock.

      12 years ago at 1:17 pm
    1. better_than_you

      Mr. Owen, i’m not sure that would be considered “over the top”. Mabey if you chained said little girls to old waterheaters in a dark, damp crawl space and whipped thier legs with coathangers on a daily basis, while forcing them to drink warm cat urine, I may consider that “over the top”. Now, if you did all that while playing a Huey Lewis and the News CD on repeat, stapling their eyelids open and forcing them to watch Lord of the Rings in spanish while acting out scenes from Lion King while you have your cock and balls tucked under, i would consider that “over the top”. Just my two cents.

      12 years ago at 5:18 pm
    2. ImNateHlggers

      Better_than_you, this is why we get along so well. Frat on brother. It’s hip to be square FaF. Call me Marcus Halberstram

      12 years ago at 12:50 am
    1. better_than_you

      ^Hes kin to me. Thanks for bringing that to my attention. And touche to you Mr. Rapist. Im not known for my spelling/grammar abilities.

      12 years ago at 6:02 pm