Twisted New Reality Show Gives Poor People $101K, Forces Them To Either Keep It Or Give It To Even Poorer People

Twisted New Reality Show Gives Poor People 101K, Forces Them To Either Keep It Or Give It To Even Poorer People

There’s a sick new reality TV series on CBS that makes whoever green-lit Keeping Up With The Kardashians look like a goddamn saint.

On Wednesday, CBS premiered The Briefcase, which hands struggling American families a briefcase filled with $101,000. But wait, there’s a fun little twist. Each family is then given the option of either keeping it or giving some or all of it to another needy family.

To help make the decision, the poor family is given heart-wrenching information about the lives of the people they could help. Damn, CBS. That’s just cruel – especially considering your top executives make more in a single day than the entire amount you’re giving away.

It’s the equivalent of handing a homeless man a hundred dollar bill, then going “Ah ah ah,” before showing him another homeless man around the corner with AIDS or Ebola or an absorbed fetal twin sticking out the side of his neck who shouts racial slurs at passersby.

Maybe the premise would be a little less fucked if in the end CBS awarded both families $101,000 and everybody learned a little something about giving and being thankful for what you have and shit. But that’s not the case. This show does nothing more than impose a false sense of relief on those who desperately need it, then force them to feel guilty and watch them squirm behind a rolling camera.

“LOL poor people” — CBS Execs.

[via Mic News]

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  1. bullfrat9_

    Shit like this is fucking sickening. Especially when they are exploiting veterans and disabled children for fucking Nielsen numbers.

    10 years ago at 2:41 pm
    1. Frat_Will_Rise_Again

      wow, they allowed the average American to retire 2-3 years early, really isn’t that much money, especially after paying the luxury tax on the total sum of a gift as well as moving to a higher income tax bracket for that year…still is wrong on the reasons to increase ratings, but the families had to sign up for it and display their own pity case ahead of time

      10 years ago at 7:07 pm
  2. Old Hickory

    CBS isn’t doing well so far in the “not looking like greedy cartoonishly rich assholes” department, esp. considering that video of their exec that was posted a few days ago.

    10 years ago at 2:45 pm
  3. Kramerica Industries

    I know we like to celebrate wealth and success here, but the way CBS is treating their fellow human beings is fucking sickening

    10 years ago at 2:46 pm
  4. NYUFratter

    I guess this is what happens when liberals try to be what they perceive as “frat”

    10 years ago at 2:48 pm
  5. TTUeagle

    Both families get a hundred thousand dollars and then they decide on how much they wanna give the other family, not knowing that they also received a hundred thousand dollars

    10 years ago at 2:54 pm
    1. Ted Striker

      Thats just a recipe for disaster.

      “Well the Jones’s ONLY gave a 1/4 of it blah blah blah”

      10 years ago at 3:52 pm
    2. Henry_Eighth

      TennisShoe Tech! How’s all them inbreds in Cookeville doin’? Have they run ‘lectricity into Derryberry Hall yet?

      10 years ago at 6:18 pm
    1. HottyToddysd

      Calling anyone who disagrees with you a “new money liberal Yankee fuck” makes you look really dumb, champ

      10 years ago at 3:41 pm
  6. RexKwanDo

    First the CBS guy not tipping because he only had $100 bills and now this? What fucking pricks

    10 years ago at 3:36 pm