Twitter Is Going Nuts Over Tomorrow’s Yale – Duke Matchup

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Duke and Yale’s basketball teams have a lot in common. They’re both almost universally despised (especially after yesterday – thanks, Baylor) and they’re also full of, shall we say, “guys who shoot threes.” Pair that with being known for their academics and absolutely batshit tuition costs, and you’re working with a total Twitter free-for-all. Sporting News compiled a great lineup of tweets and we’re bringing them to you.

BMW Sprints are definitely a TFM.

Sounds like a solid networking opportunity to me.

Yeah, shove that up your “Annus of the Former World” McPhee. Writers are such nerds right?

Yale will chant this until Duke fans make the arena a very Unsafe Space.

People just love to hate Grayson Allen. It’s probably his face.

First of all, Matt Glenesk looks like a guy I’d throw in a locker. Second, dude on the right kinda looks like TFM’s very own Boosh. Minus permanent drunk face of course.

They’ll probably both get hired regardless.

AKA The Future Embezzlers Bowl Saturday.

This would be funnier if my boy Frink didn’t pull so much ass. And if Duke fans weren’t absolute animals.

Had to look up what “Freaknik” is and apparently it’s a spring break in Atlanta. Sounds awful.

You mean like this one?

I feel like this would get incredibly confusing.

Rich kids don’t play the tuba. They play strings or piano, peasant.

After Yale completely wrecked America’s brackets yesterday, I’m pulling for them as an underdog. Something tells me Duke is pretty pissed off after that close call with UNC-Dub yesterday though, so expect them to break out another Plumlee clone to avoid getting beat on the glass.

March Madness: the only time of the year people can call guys a foot taller than them “nerds” and get away with it.

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  1. Strong F. Kennedy

    Laughed at future embezzlers bowl. Also this will be the whitest game of basketball since rosa parks freed the slaves with her bus on the Underground Railroad

    8 years ago at 12:59 pm
    1. What Is Haze Prevention

      Can’t believe they still haven’t changed our history books, because that is exactly how it happened.

      8 years ago at 1:25 pm
      1. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        Oh, if it’s a mere question, then the answer is because that’s fucking stupid.

        8 years ago at 12:06 pm
  2. DerekGeeder

    Makai mason looks like the type to show up at your door in a shirt and tie wanting to talk a little bit about Jesus

    8 years ago at 11:24 am