Two Girls Detach From Boat While Parasailing in Panama City Beach, Slam Into Hotel
Panama City Beach, the go-to spring break destination for college students, became the scene of a horrific event on Monday afternoon when two teenage girls slammed into the side of The Commodore Condominium while parasailing.
From WMBB:
Witnesses tell News 13 two teenage girls were rushed to the hospital after their parasail detached from the boat pulling it. They landed in a near-by condominium parking lot.
[Witnesses] say the girls hit a balcony on the condo, got caught in power lines and then hit several cars in the parking lot.
Here’s the video:
I’m unable to find any information about the condition of the two girls, but that was a serious collision. Let’s hope they make full recoveries.
This is Exhibit A for why I don’t put my life into the hands of human-engineered and constructed apparati unless absolutely necessary. Oh, and I don’t do heights. I don’t bungee jump. I don’t sky dive. I don’t zip line. I really don’t even like standing on balconies that protrude out from buildings. Some call me a vagina face because of it. I call it eliminating unnecessary risks to my life.
[via WMBB]
Image via YouTube
Uncle Rodge making it all about Rodge.
12 years ago at 2:19 pmIt’s called commentary, guy. If you want strictly facts, you’re on the wrong site.
12 years ago at 2:27 pmI’m saying these chicks are probably dead or paralyzed and you’re basically saying they’re idiots for going parasailing, pal.
12 years ago at 2:34 pmAnother journalistic faux-pas. You stole that quote directly from CNN.com
12 years ago at 3:55 pm^ What?
12 years ago at 3:57 pmI was making a joke about “If you want strictly facts, you’re on the wrong site” and the inability of CNN to effectively relay facts about a news story, but it wasn’t very good. Kind of a reach I guess.
12 years ago at 7:49 pmLet’s go ahead and lace em up bud.
12 years ago at 10:54 amYou sound like the perfect risk management chair.
12 years ago at 2:22 pmYou’re still a vagina face.
12 years ago at 2:23 pmWhat a fucking vagina face
12 years ago at 2:23 pmWhole new meaning to the term “slam.”
12 years ago at 2:23 pmI’d bang the one on the left, but the one on the right….meh, not so much.
12 years ago at 2:28 pmI think the building and concrete beat you to it
12 years ago at 2:35 pmSome people call me a vagina for it. I say “you are what you eat” and fuck them
12 years ago at 2:29 pmI bet the guy controlling the boat just kept cruising on his way to mexico to avoid the ass raping he’d receive in court.
12 years ago at 2:30 pmShould have stayed in the kitchen
12 years ago at 2:36 pmComment of the day. Lets just hope they learn from this experience.
12 years ago at 3:51 pmGo back to my life is bro with your stupid kitchen jokes. Real original. I hope a firework blows up in your face.
12 years ago at 6:31 pm^ Serving it up cold
12 years ago at 9:30 amI’d slam kate upton like a teenage parasailer on a condo balcony
12 years ago at 2:38 pm