Two Girls Detach From Boat While Parasailing in Panama City Beach, Slam Into Hotel

Panama City Beach, the go-to spring break destination for college students, became the scene of a horrific event on Monday afternoon when two teenage girls slammed into the side of The Commodore Condominium while parasailing.

From WMBB:

Witnesses tell News 13 two teenage girls were rushed to the hospital after their parasail detached from the boat pulling it. They landed in a near-by condominium parking lot.

[Witnesses] say the girls hit a balcony on the condo, got caught in power lines and then hit several cars in the parking lot.

Here’s the video:

I’m unable to find any information about the condition of the two girls, but that was a serious collision. Let’s hope they make full recoveries.

This is Exhibit A for why I don’t put my life into the hands of human-engineered and constructed apparati unless absolutely necessary. Oh, and I don’t do heights. I don’t bungee jump. I don’t sky dive. I don’t zip line. I really don’t even like standing on balconies that protrude out from buildings. Some call me a vagina face because of it. I call it eliminating unnecessary risks to my life.

[via WMBB]

Image via YouTube

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    1. Dillon Cheverere

      It’s called commentary, guy. If you want strictly facts, you’re on the wrong site.

      12 years ago at 2:27 pm
    2. SNUBonny

      I’m saying these chicks are probably dead or paralyzed and you’re basically saying they’re idiots for going parasailing, pal.

      12 years ago at 2:34 pm
    3. Tallapoosa Snu

      I was making a joke about “If you want strictly facts, you’re on the wrong site” and the inability of CNN to effectively relay facts about a news story, but it wasn’t very good. Kind of a reach I guess.

      12 years ago at 7:49 pm
  1. CaughtMeJerkin

    I’d bang the one on the left, but the one on the right….meh, not so much.

    12 years ago at 2:28 pm
  2. WhiteCross

    I bet the guy controlling the boat just kept cruising on his way to mexico to avoid the ass raping he’d receive in court.

    12 years ago at 2:30 pm
    1. WillMuschamp

      Go back to my life is bro with your stupid kitchen jokes. Real original. I hope a firework blows up in your face.

      12 years ago at 6:31 pm