Two Girls Detach From Boat While Parasailing in Panama City Beach, Slam Into Hotel

Panama City Beach, the go-to spring break destination for college students, became the scene of a horrific event on Monday afternoon when two teenage girls slammed into the side of The Commodore Condominium while parasailing.

From WMBB:

Witnesses tell News 13 two teenage girls were rushed to the hospital after their parasail detached from the boat pulling it. They landed in a near-by condominium parking lot.

[Witnesses] say the girls hit a balcony on the condo, got caught in power lines and then hit several cars in the parking lot.

Here’s the video:

I’m unable to find any information about the condition of the two girls, but that was a serious collision. Let’s hope they make full recoveries.

This is Exhibit A for why I don’t put my life into the hands of human-engineered and constructed apparati unless absolutely necessary. Oh, and I don’t do heights. I don’t bungee jump. I don’t sky dive. I don’t zip line. I really don’t even like standing on balconies that protrude out from buildings. Some call me a vagina face because of it. I call it eliminating unnecessary risks to my life.

[via WMBB]

Image via YouTube

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  1. DirkDigglerBig

    Dorn Dorn Dorn, good ol Dorn. Smelly smelly, like a nursing home after an orgy. Find it…

    12 years ago at 2:38 pm
  2. Channel4NewsTeam

    Or just don’t trust Paco and Jose running the un-licensed parasails from underneath the boardwalk.

    12 years ago at 2:38 pm
  3. GammaPhi90

    Both girls are in very critical condition, this isn’t funny. They’re from my hometown and need all the support they can get.

    12 years ago at 3:05 pm
    1. GammaPhi90

      Their names are Sidney and Alexis, Sidney has been unresponsive and has a broken neck with multiple skull fractures. Alexis has a broken back and also has multiple skull fractures, Alexis has been responsive. Both girls have been in and out of surgery but they are still in critical condition.

      12 years ago at 12:12 pm
  4. FratAgnstTheMachine

    Fuck the camera guy for moving the camera before we could see the final blow.

    12 years ago at 11:00 pm
  5. CodenameDuchess

    I don’t remember where, but I feel like I read about how these boat rides adhere to no standards and are extremely dangerous in reality. Sorry about those girls.

    12 years ago at 7:57 am