Two OSU Football Players In Pursuit Of Honey Butter Chicken Biscuits Arrested In Whataburger Drive-Thru At 4 A.M.
Today has been a rough day. An exam already destroyed me and I cracked my phone while getting off the bus, and it’s only the early afternoon. The one upside to this day is that all of those incidents occurred because I was not arrested in a Whataburger drive-thru last night.
I guess, however, if I had to be arrested anywhere for passing out in public, Whataburger would definitely hold a spot in my top three. I need a change of pants just from imagining that Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit.
Early Sunday, a couple of Oklahoma State football players were on the prowl for some 4 a.m. munchies and, subsequently, they passed out in a Whataburger drive-thru.
From Tulsa World:
At 4 a.m. Sunday, after Stillwater police responded to a report of a driver having fallen asleep at the wheel of a vehicle positioned in the drive-through lane of a Whataburger restaurant, Oklahoma State football players Jhajuan Seales and Juwan Offray were arrested on complaints of public intoxication.
The police report indicated that Seales, a 20-year-old sophomore wide receiver from Port Arthur, Texas, was the driver of a 2014 Ford Focus. The passenger reportedly was Juwan Offray, an 18-year-old freshman cornerback from New Orleans.
These guys were probably just looking for a little taste of happiness after being decimated by TCU earlier in the night. That Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit can change the world, and it can possibly even cure fucking Ebola (seriously, someone test that). Leave it to the Stillwater PD to ruin it for everyone.
Also, it’s not pronounced “Waterburger,” you fucking morons. .
[via Tulsa World]
Good initiative, bad judgement
11 years ago at 4:57 pmwhy the fuck do you cocksuckers keep trying this. Learn how to be funny. Damn.
11 years ago at 5:44 pmthis has absolutely nothing to do with this
11 years ago at 9:10 amFuck all of you. I was just trying to do something nice for y’all.
11 years ago at 5:11 pmThis wouldn’t be news if these two weren’t college athletes.
11 years ago at 2:48 pmno fucking shit
11 years ago at 5:54 pmYa….but they are
11 years ago at 11:31 pmYou know a black man is drunk when he falls asleep before getting his chicken…
11 years ago at 3:27 pmThe Munchies being over mind and matter. TFM.
11 years ago at 4:49 pmIs he wearing his jersey in his mugshot?
11 years ago at 5:03 pmNo word yet on their parent’s literacy level.
11 years ago at 5:23 pm*parents’
11 years ago at 11:17 amI bet I could out smoke both of these guys and still walk away with a honey butter biscuit. When I was going to join my dads frat they told me I couldn’t join cause I stole everybodies weed and smoked it all that night out of a bong. I still am not in a frat, lmk what frat smokes down the most and HMU pussies
11 years ago at 6:05 pmSo how’s middle school these days?
11 years ago at 6:09 pmDoes it hurt to try this hard?
11 years ago at 8:40 pmHe embraces a try-hard mentality.
11 years ago at 9:05 amFucking GDI’s
11 years ago at 10:35 pmAnd the even have the same name… except spelled completely different…. #Diversity
11 years ago at 6:15 pmThere mothers definitely had a competition to see who could come up with the most ghetto way to spell a name that’s pronounced the same way.
11 years ago at 6:46 pmThere as in where exactly?
11 years ago at 9:23 pmSay it ain’t so Jahjuan and Juwan!!!!
11 years ago at 7:35 am