Waking up with Croakies on...just Croakies on. TFM.

    1. Dennis Reynolds

      I think what he is trying to say is, when he woke up he was wearing croakies, but nothing else. I’m pretty sure he was naked other than the croakies. It has yet to be determined if the pledge brother he woke up next to was also wearing only croakies.

      14 years ago at 8:43 pm
    2. better_than_you

      ^^This just in, Dennis. After an indepth investigation, we have revealed that his pledge brother who woke up next to him, also was wearing only croakies, except they were tied in a bow around his penis.

      14 years ago at 12:31 am
    1. better_than_you

      ^Indeed, sir. If it wasn’t for their white skin, you would think you were dealing with their darker counterparts.

      14 years ago at 10:24 pm
    2. Danny Devitbro

      JF, no comment about a male waking up naked, most likely not aware of how it happened?

      14 years ago at 11:14 pm
  1. JerryTheSailor

    Either the Croakies were stuck to you in some fashion, or your tiny dick got stuck in the end hole. Otherwise, Croakies would just be laying beside you.

    14 years ago at 9:15 pm
    1. croakiesandcashmere

      @SupraSwag. 1. You’re name is awful. 2. Croakies are neoprene eye wear retainers.

      14 years ago at 9:29 pm
    2. JerryTheSailor

      There was a pretty genius idea called a search engine. While you are asking people looking like a dumbass you could spend your time Googling it.

      14 years ago at 9:36 pm
    3. TXfuture FRAT

      “SupraSwag,” Fuck you, if you don’t know what croakies are, your name has “Swag” in it, and you use hash tags then you are obviously not in a fraternity. Get the Fuck out

      14 years ago at 9:47 pm
    4. TallyFratMove

      Why are you letting this troll win. He’s obviously fucking with you dip shit.

      14 years ago at 10:17 pm
    1. grassy_knoll

      Knowing that MichelleO has no cankles, and that you are actually 200 lbs. overweight. TFM

      14 years ago at 7:03 pm
    1. Tyler_TFTC_Bray

      And now we know where jimmy “can’t appreciate a movie reference” got his nickname…

      14 years ago at 4:44 am