U of A’s Theta Brings Some Desert Heat To An Escalating War

It’s me again, turds. I hope all of you are having a less than ideal day. Despite my pleading, Dorn said I had to appease you all this afternoon, so we’re heading back to where the first shots of this war were fired, the University of Arizona. As the days go by, I’m beginning to further believe my own theory that the university is just a false front for a hot girl factory. Nobody ever listens to the intern, though.

Anyway, today, the girls of Arizona’s Kappa Alpha Theta are the stars, and they do not disappoint.

Check out their full Tumblr HERE. The highlights are below.

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I’ve always liked Pittsburgh.

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I’m pretty good at balancing melons, myself.

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Damn, that’s a cute little dude.

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  1. LockwoodBP1855

    After seeing this, every girl I’ve ever been with automatically falls to the 0-7 scale.

    10 years ago at 4:34 pm
  2. Rudegaze

    Lord,
    If you send a Brazzers recruiter to sorority row at U of A, I will devote my life to providing free face-sitting clinics to these women
    Amen.

    10 years ago at 5:01 pm
  3. SouthernComfortable

    Now THAT’S face-melting hot. I’d sit in a cold, dark cellar blindfolded listening to Keeping up with the Kardashian’s reruns for 18 hours straight just to stick my face in the love pillows of the girl in #25 with the black bikini.

    10 years ago at 5:43 pm