U of A’s Theta Brings Some Desert Heat To An Escalating War

It’s me again, turds. I hope all of you are having a less than ideal day. Despite my pleading, Dorn said I had to appease you all this afternoon, so we’re heading back to where the first shots of this war were fired, the University of Arizona. As the days go by, I’m beginning to further believe my own theory that the university is just a false front for a hot girl factory. Nobody ever listens to the intern, though.

Anyway, today, the girls of Arizona’s Kappa Alpha Theta are the stars, and they do not disappoint.

Check out their full Tumblr HERE. The highlights are below.

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I’ve always liked Pittsburgh.

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I’m pretty good at balancing melons, myself.

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Damn, that’s a cute little dude.

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  1. Dank of America

    If only every girl in the world could look like the girl in the pink dress

    11 years ago at 5:49 pm
  2. SECpregamedrunk

    As much as I love the south, U of A has some of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen.

    11 years ago at 5:53 pm
  3. Lord Frattenstein

    Intern,
    Shut the fuck up with your comments. I’m staring at fine women, what the hell makes you think I care about your stupid attempt at humor during that? Stop that. The next article like this you post better not have any stupid points in there or I will lobotomize you with a chainsaw.
    Sincerely,
    Kill yourself.

    11 years ago at 6:02 pm
  4. Eugenicist at Large

    That mother-daughter tandem proves genetics are a determining factor for marriage material.

    11 years ago at 6:14 pm
  5. KillinItInAZ

    These pictures prove that schools in AZ are the best. Blonds, boobs, and bikinis!!

    11 years ago at 7:10 pm