Peter groaned heavily as he attempted to push out one more steaming shit onto Meg’s chest.
“Give it to me!” She yelled.
“Shut up Meg!” exclaims a now hot and bothered Brian.
For months, sexual tension had been building in the Griffin household. Lois had entered a coma after Stewie attempted to poison her, and as such Peter had so much built up juice that he had to release it. And that he did. With one more loud groan, Peter pushed out a long shit that was immediately followed by a pool of blood and diarrhea from his now torn anus.
“This is all you are to me, Meg. A pile of shit.” says Peter.
Also, Joe is a cripple who can’t bang his wife. NF
I had a bad experience. I thought I was picking up a transvestite hooker, you know, Eddie Murphy style, and when I reached between “her” legs, I’ll be damned if she had a real pussy. No post op transsexual. I am talking a biological female. I freaked out. I can’t believe she thought she would get away with fooling me. I practically pushed her out of my car. Luckily, a few blocks down the road I picked up a real transvestite. “She” was a black dude with a fat dick, just how I like em. I had “her” take off her shoes and luckily “her” feet stunk. I got her in 69 position and had her suck my c**k while I sucked “her” c**k and then when I was getting ready to c*m I sniffed her smelly feet. I was in heaven. Thank you Eddie Murphy for letting me in on that technique, what a great way to have sex. Evidently the word in LA is that Eddie regularly does this with transsexuals and I can understand why. He is such a wonderfully talented closeted homosexual.
Harlem shake is for geeds.
13 years ago at 10:36 amThis fucking sucks.
13 years ago at 10:37 amHarlem Shake. NF
13 years ago at 10:41 am^
13 years ago at 7:58 am^ You know there’s a button for that right?
13 years ago at 10:36 amThis is in no way, shape, or form, a TFM. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
13 years ago at 10:44 amTFMs that come from the north are always terrible.
13 years ago at 10:45 amDamn yanks
13 years ago at 10:47 amSwamp Yankees
13 years ago at 1:59 amWho won the war? Oh yeah we did
13 years ago at 3:18 pm^
13 years ago at 5:52 pm^^
13 years ago at 12:13 am^^^
13 years ago at 5:11 am^^^^THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
13 years ago at 3:18 pm^Scoreboard
13 years ago at 12:37 pmIowa doesn’t count, y’all joined the team after the game was over.
13 years ago at 7:12 amCome at us again
13 years ago at 10:08 pmthe south will win
13 years ago at 10:09 pmPeter groaned heavily as he attempted to push out one more steaming shit onto Meg’s chest.
13 years ago at 10:46 am“Give it to me!” She yelled.
“Shut up Meg!” exclaims a now hot and bothered Brian.
For months, sexual tension had been building in the Griffin household. Lois had entered a coma after Stewie attempted to poison her, and as such Peter had so much built up juice that he had to release it. And that he did. With one more loud groan, Peter pushed out a long shit that was immediately followed by a pool of blood and diarrhea from his now torn anus.
“This is all you are to me, Meg. A pile of shit.” says Peter.
Also, Joe is a cripple who can’t bang his wife. NF
I had a bad experience. I thought I was picking up a transvestite hooker, you know, Eddie Murphy style, and when I reached between “her” legs, I’ll be damned if she had a real pussy. No post op transsexual. I am talking a biological female. I freaked out. I can’t believe she thought she would get away with fooling me. I practically pushed her out of my car. Luckily, a few blocks down the road I picked up a real transvestite. “She” was a black dude with a fat dick, just how I like em. I had “her” take off her shoes and luckily “her” feet stunk. I got her in 69 position and had her suck my c**k while I sucked “her” c**k and then when I was getting ready to c*m I sniffed her smelly feet. I was in heaven. Thank you Eddie Murphy for letting me in on that technique, what a great way to have sex. Evidently the word in LA is that Eddie regularly does this with transsexuals and I can understand why. He is such a wonderfully talented closeted homosexual.
13 years ago at 10:55 amWhat the fuck is happening to this website. Oh, and censoring curse words. NF
13 years ago at 6:05 pmHe’s beating the filter pledge. Lace em’
13 years ago at 9:01 pmWe can’t say c&ck?
13 years ago at 11:43 pmcock
13 years ago at 1:53 pm8====>
^ cock
13 years ago at 3:00 pmBooooooooooooo
13 years ago at 9:27 pmFratcock.
13 years ago at 7:58 amHey, this made me smile. Fuck you all and have a shitty day!
13 years ago at 10:51 amshut up pledge
13 years ago at 1:50 pmReal great insight, Socrates.
13 years ago at 11:06 amAm I to expect this to be fail Friday?
13 years ago at 11:36 amCause they aren’t bad enough normally?
13 years ago at 11:38 am