My country club having a line for "Fraternity" on its membership application. TFM.

  1. Lambda Chi Alan

    My country club requires applicants doing a line for membership application. Keep up.

    13 years ago at 8:38 pm
  2. Texaswallsits

    My country club having a line for what state you’re from on it’s membership to weed out the Californians. TFM.

    13 years ago at 10:42 pm
    1. senilegrouchomarx

      Why wouldn’t they have one line for Californians and one for others?

      Having 50 different lines doesn’t make sense when you are trying to weed out residents of a particular state.

      13 years ago at 10:50 pm
  3. senilegrouchomarx

    Californians use great big magnets to weed out the Texans. Their trailers are pulled towards it and then recycled.

    13 years ago at 10:45 pm
    1. 1st to Secede

      Texans use this magical thing called the reply button to respond to a different comment. Those who fail to use this button need to run laps, so get to it.

      13 years ago at 7:43 am
  4. Keynes is a GDI

    My country club makes you measure your dick to make sure it’s long enough for inclusion.

    13 years ago at 9:09 am