NF. Bringing a bottle of Blue Label to your hot tub full of supermodels that is located in your Maker’s wax-dipped 2015 Frathoe with Sperry-print foot pedals on the way to your yachtjet to go deep sea hunting after blowing lines with George Bush and the ghost of Ronald Reagan while playing golf at Augusta National. FaF.
Fuck yes! My trek down pedophilia road was finally cut short. Glad they brought back the sweetheart column. The parents at the park were beginning to catch on to my slick attempts at disguising my masturbation.
The sweetheart of the week is an AZD here at Auburn by the way (it’s the worst sorority on campus). And she’s not near as hot as she looks. Bad decision TFM
We had swaps with just about every sorority. Sadly some brothers encouraged the pledges to hit their pledge sisters or whatever with water balloons and yell “never come back!” to them so I don’t believe we will mix with them again in the future.
Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my salad. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. go to a real restaurant that cooks good salad, where people drink beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and have a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty salad on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
But only if you’re wearing Sperrys.
13 years ago at 12:22 pmhaha! … and if you’re joined together in Holy Matrimony.
13 years ago at 2:31 pm^ Come again?
13 years ago at 9:45 pm^ I was just gonna let him run with it.
13 years ago at 9:55 pmBringing sex to a shower beer. TFM.
13 years ago at 12:41 am^
13 years ago at 2:47 pmNot First. Wait yes I am.
13 years ago at 12:22 pmFuck. Whatever, I blame the pledges.
13 years ago at 12:22 pmThis is so NF. Bringing a handle of Maker’s into shower sex with 4 hot sorostitute slams and you’re wearing Sperrys. RFM.
13 years ago at 12:25 pmWe got a try hard!
13 years ago at 3:42 pmNF. Bringing a bottle of Blue Label to your hot tub full of supermodels that is located in your Maker’s wax-dipped 2015 Frathoe with Sperry-print foot pedals on the way to your yachtjet to go deep sea hunting after blowing lines with George Bush and the ghost of Ronald Reagan while playing golf at Augusta National. FaF.
13 years ago at 4:55 pm^ Now that’s frat! Pussies.
13 years ago at 5:15 pm^^You got ol GW to sign your copy of Decision Point right?
13 years ago at 8:19 pm^Signed copy of Decision Points is frat, but having a handwritten copy of it along with personal notes by W. himself is FaF.
13 years ago at 9:17 pm^ Elle ohh elle
13 years ago at 9:47 pm^^^^^.
13 years ago at 2:06 amPut your comments for Sweetheart of the Week and Bacon’s TFM they took down here.
13 years ago at 12:37 pm*obligatory pee-in-her-butt comment*
13 years ago at 1:03 pm^ The sweetheart’s or JonBenét’s?
In case you missed it Bacon’s post:
13 years ago at 1:08 pmHating the Ramseys for robbing today’s fraternity men of the chance to slam JonBenet. TFM.
Fuck yes! My trek down pedophilia road was finally cut short. Glad they brought back the sweetheart column. The parents at the park were beginning to catch on to my slick attempts at disguising my masturbation.
13 years ago at 1:18 pmI just want fail Friday.
13 years ago at 12:38 pmYeah. Intern we would like fail Friday to be posted whenever you can get around to it. You’re doing great bud. The semester is almost over
13 years ago at 1:10 pm^
13 years ago at 1:11 pmSucking dick for the taste. TInternM
13 years ago at 2:44 pmI’m pretty sure it’s up
13 years ago at 4:48 pmIt’s not shower sex with a sorostitute without a shower beer. That’s what I always say.
13 years ago at 12:47 pm… and a marriage license! Oh my goodness.
13 years ago at 2:33 pm^FUCK YOU PLEDGE
13 years ago at 2:00 pmThe sweetheart of the week is an AZD here at Auburn by the way (it’s the worst sorority on campus). And she’s not near as hot as she looks. Bad decision TFM
13 years ago at 1:17 pmUsually if she looks hot she probably is hot. That’s my rule of thumb.
13 years ago at 1:47 pm^^ Are you a jealous sorority girl?
13 years ago at 1:53 pm^^^ If she was laying naked on my bed right now would I fuck her? Yes. Take a walk.
13 years ago at 1:55 pmIf I saw her walking by herself with no one around on a dark street I would have sex to her. If you catch my drift.
13 years ago at 2:33 pm^^^ I fucking laughed so hard.
13 years ago at 2:49 pmAll I’m saying is I’ve seen her in person at a our pledges’ swap and the pics on here don’t show how unattractive the lower half of her body is.
13 years ago at 2:39 pmSo what you’re saying is you mix with the worst sorority on campus?
13 years ago at 6:13 pmWe had swaps with just about every sorority. Sadly some brothers encouraged the pledges to hit their pledge sisters or whatever with water balloons and yell “never come back!” to them so I don’t believe we will mix with them again in the future.
13 years ago at 2:34 amDude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my salad. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. go to a real restaurant that cooks good salad, where people drink beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and have a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty salad on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
13 years ago at 4:05 pmThis is too easy. Someone else want to step in and take care of this fucking boochie?
13 years ago at 4:59 pm^^ High school frat star?
13 years ago at 12:35 amBringing a bottle of whiskey to shower rape. TFratduskyM.
13 years ago at 5:42 pm^ This guy knows how to have a party
13 years ago at 8:13 am