1. FlRSTpostOX

      You know what’s even better? Hookers. Especially since you get to cut them into little pieces.

      12 years ago at 8:46 am
  1. Yacht Captain Jaeger

    I guess this makes sense seeing as no respectable human would ever drink red label.

    12 years ago at 8:09 am
    1. Frathead Blanchard

      Red Label was Winston Churchill’s drink of choice. Try not to try too hard at trying hard, ya small-peckered sumbitch.

      12 years ago at 11:49 pm