I'm pro-life. Unless it's mine. TFM

  1. Mr. Fratdell

    no, because illegitimate bastard children are frowned upon in our society. they are like lepers.

    14 years ago at 3:40 pm
    1. The Brofessor

      If it’s a Bro’s kid then hopefully the mom is a beautiful, well-mannered southern girl. Won’t necessarily have the be a bastard child. Bros man up.

      14 years ago at 3:48 pm
  2. sorostentatious

    hahaha this was hilarious. And abortions are not GDI, having a kid before 30 is.

    14 years ago at 6:50 pm
  3. frat rover

    Condoms, Plan B, and abortion prevent babies, except condoms are NF.

    Also, make a pledge falcon punch the slampiece. It builds one’s character by preventing another.

    14 years ago at 7:12 pm
  4. Plan A

    Abortions cost more than condoms. So they’re frat.

    Just blackball that fuckin fetus.

    But seriously. Just make sure you don’t give any slampiece a fuck trophy and you’ll be fine. Made John Edwards look like a GDI

    14 years ago at 7:22 pm