1. FratOclockSomewhere

    This would be cool if there wasn’t a huge cock in the middle of the picture!

    13 years ago at 10:20 am
  2. Jim Bro Laws

    I don’t always make mistakes when I’m drunk, but when I do, I make sure I don’t wake up next to her in the morning

    13 years ago at 10:21 am
  3. The Piker

    I don’t always make bad decisions, but when I do, I throw the ball through my own endzone and get women pregnant.

    13 years ago at 10:21 am
    1. happyboy

      ….and throwing for three touchdowns to lead his team to an upset of the then number 1 ranked team in the country.

      13 years ago at 10:46 am
    2. The Piker

      9 for 9 and Alshon with the catch of the century to set up Lattimore. I was there. I just remember the collective intake of breath and the “shit, there goes the lead” when that happened.

      13 years ago at 11:01 am
    3. The Piker

      Yep. Once lattimore got hurt, we were fucked. 220 yards in the first half and 2 tds, and we get killed the second he is gone, because they just doubled up Alshon, while Miles and Maddox ran like pussies the 10 carries they got.

      13 years ago at 1:30 pm
  4. pappy van winkle

    I don’t always drink, but when I do, I throw 3 interceptions and lose to Florida State in the Chick Fil A bowl.

    13 years ago at 11:24 am
    1. Cpl to KS

      please tell me they make the sir’s read something a little better than us poor enlisted???

      13 years ago at 1:44 pm