If only the Civil War had been a drinking contest. TFM.

  1. Fratrick Bateman

    …the North still would have won. Ulysses Grant could probably have out-drank the whole South himself.

    14 years ago at 11:09 am
    1. He may have a point, the man was a drunken scoundrel. General Lee once said I like the taste of whiskey, that is why I never drink it. (something to that)

      14 years ago at 11:12 am
    2. PSKfratmosphere

      Grant was a raging alcoholic and Lee became a democrat. The North still would have won.

      14 years ago at 11:42 am
    3. I don’t see where you are going with that democrat thing, everyone in the South was a democrat up until the last hundred years or so. The final switch was in the 60s

      14 years ago at 11:47 am
    4. Irrfrational

      Democrats back in the day are literally nothing like what they are today. Grant could chug a liter of everclear, but so could half of the soldiers fighting for the south, my friend.

      14 years ago at 11:49 am
    5. PSKfratmosphere

      The fact is the south still lost. Go ahead and believe whatever propoganda about how the south is better but it simply isn’t true. Not that I expect you to believe me considering the south has the worst education in the nation.(this is where you rebuttal with something about sec football or how “ya’ll” are “fixin” to kick my ass. Hang up your stars and bars and remember the south will always be just second best.

      14 years ago at 1:08 pm
    6. Success

      You might remember that was in the 1860s genius. In the 21st century, people are leaving the north in droves to move to the south, there’s a reason for that.

      14 years ago at 1:21 pm
    7. RMFT13

      Holy sweet mother of Jesus. How is this even a fucking debate? The south would have one by a long shot. And by long shot I mean an even longer motherfucking shot. Fuck the north and everything to do with it.

      14 years ago at 3:05 pm
    8. Jay_Fratsbty

      The battle of Vicksburg was a legendary 3 month binge for Grant, aided by his admirers who sent him crates of whiskey and cigars.

      14 years ago at 3:39 pm
    9. North Brokota 1793

      i’m sorry but the north would obviously win again, we need to drink to stay warm up here…but its better than being in the south with all the homeless

      14 years ago at 4:19 pm
    10. Irrfrational

      Fuck off North Dabrota. Your state will never be significant in any shape or form.

      14 years ago at 4:31 pm
    11. Sure Why Not

      It’s “y’all” dumbshit. It’s weird, I would have expected your oh so eloquently taught, better education receiving ass to know this. But hey, at least you’re still smarter than us inbred hicks. By the way it makes no difference where you were born, you’re still a disgrace who should’ve been stem cell research.

      14 years ago at 6:35 pm
    1. BrewConn Slutskies

      I’m curious as to when they’ll figure out that this isn’t an insult.

      14 years ago at 1:12 pm
    2. TheFrattersonEpisode

      To the rest of the world, Americans are Yankees.
      In America, people from the North are Yankees.
      In the North, people from New England are Yankees.
      In New England, people from Connecticut are Yankees.

      14 years ago at 5:57 pm
  2. KAlum

    There was no civility in that war. It was a war of northern aggression, the Second War of Independence, which was lost

    14 years ago at 1:03 pm
    1. BrewConn Slutskies

      Northern aggression? Learn your history. Who tried to break off from the United States that all you southerners claim to love? That’s pretty fucking American if you ask me.

      14 years ago at 1:15 pm
    2. The Zete Who Died

      ^Seconded. And, I prefer to think of it as “the war to protect or dissolve the institution of slavery.” Which, in fact, it was. No history book you’ve read down in hicville will admit that, but that’s the truth. Lincoln. FAF.

      14 years ago at 8:53 pm
    3. hulfrator

      The south left the Union due to many serious concerns. The federal government raised tariffs that made the northern economy better and the southern economy plummet. The south was outnumbered in congress and feared they would become a voiceless minority. Look at the actual facts of the story before you try and sound smart.

      14 years ago at 10:36 pm
    1. fratanomics

      I preferred the My Lai drinking game better. It’s like the Vietnam War drinking game without any of the rules.

      14 years ago at 6:01 pm
  3. Jim_Crow

    The North blows. Just take a look at those piece of shit cities: Detroit, Pittsburgh, Buffalo..Sigh

    14 years ago at 3:03 pm
    1. wardamnlxa

      Only a Yank would say that New Orleans blows. If you’ve ever been to formal there (you live in the South and are in a respectable fraternity). Outer Atlanta is some of the richest parts of the country. I’ll give you Miami, but South Florida is considered the North so that’s really the North’s to claim. Chattanooga is so random and unimportant I wouldn’t have even thought of it.

      14 years ago at 4:20 pm
    2. North Brokota 1793

      you my sir have never cleansed yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka

      14 years ago at 4:22 pm
    3. Fratty Liver Disease

      Detroit and Buffalo suck, but Pittsburgh is a pretty damn good city. If I may *AHEM* Forbes Magazine has recently ranked it as the #1 Most Liveable City in America, #1 Best Housing Market, and #13 Best City for Young Professionals. And, of course, they have the winningest football team in NFL history. The worst city I ever lived in was Augusta GA when I was in the Army stationed in Fort Gordon. Aside from the Masters, I think all Augusta is known for is having the highest percentage of HIV infected citizens.

      14 years ago at 1:22 pm
  4. TheYOUofA

    Thinking of the best TFMs while on addy; studying and wasting more time writing them down than learning. TFM.

    14 years ago at 5:02 pm