^^^Dorn please fucking explain how this is frat. Yes Mario kart n64 is a classic but frat? No. And if I’m not mistaken wasn’t smash on fail Friday a few weeks ago? Smash is by far frattier than this bullshit.
N64 is the classic gaming system. MK is the classic N64 game. If you appreciate the classics, and if you’re a ’90s kid like we all basically are, it’s a natural fit.
Aside from that, not all the content we post falls under the “frat” category. That should be obvious by now.
^^But yet physicalconservative proclaimed it a TFM, and it was condoned and put on the total frat move wall as a total frat move… I’m just saying its fucking gay. It is a great game don’t get me wrong and is fratty but this post is just retarded and in no way a TFM.
thetachi mushrooms should write a column on what is and isn’t frat to clear things up for all of us. Also, when you say you are ashamed to be a part of this website, I hope you understand that any involvement of yours is strictly voluntary, right?
^^^^^^ being born in the mid to late eighties is the generation that can whip your nineties generation ass. Ya’ bunch of pussies. So what if we eat cold breakfast because right after our first cup of coffee and breakfast is ready our colons can’t take the pressure to hold in a shit long enough to eat hot eggs. Also ^ he gets it, ^^^^ get the fuck out of here then.
But really, Peach is where it’s at. She’s especially good to use because you can masturbate to her while you play in a room full of bros and it’s not gay at all.
He always fucking pisses me off because I begin to read the comment without looking at his name and am thinking that it’s the original post changed in some slight way to make it more funny.
^ False sir. Geeds like dragons, just look at their clothing. Squirtle was the only option because he dominated charmander and turned into a tank with cannons on his back, FaF. Kid you not, everyone I went to elementary school with that chose charmander remain GDIs to this day. True story.
^ this guy. I actually appreciate Dorn stepping up recently if only to remind the new kids that have recently joined this site that the are ji’s and probably should shut the fuck up, not be tryhard and ruin TFM. Carry on sir.
side bar: Fox over falcon any day of the week. Disagree and get Bruce Lee’d. Show ya moves.
I will smash the shit out of you with Kirby’s hammer. As soon as he swings his fuck hammer, bitches throb and scream in pain. If you disagree I will make you suck my fuckhammer
Fuck you.
12 years ago at 7:38 pm^
12 years ago at 7:54 pmIs listening to Aer a TFM?
12 years ago at 7:55 pmit’s up for review.. decision will be made after a word from our sponsor.
12 years ago at 3:18 amAfter further review, it is, in fact, a TFM
12 years ago at 12:07 pmNo thanks
12 years ago at 7:55 pmYou sound like a gay
12 years ago at 7:56 pmHow the fuck is this a TFM? I am ashamed to be a part of this website.
12 years ago at 8:00 pmIf you don’t think this one is great, we’re better off without you.
12 years ago at 8:03 pm^ Dorn’s right on this one.
12 years ago at 8:10 pmHate to admit it, but when I read Dorn’s comments in my head, they sound a lot more deep and authoritative than everyone else’s.
12 years ago at 8:13 pm^^^Dorn please fucking explain how this is frat. Yes Mario kart n64 is a classic but frat? No. And if I’m not mistaken wasn’t smash on fail Friday a few weeks ago? Smash is by far frattier than this bullshit.
12 years ago at 8:34 pmN64 is the classic gaming system. MK is the classic N64 game. If you appreciate the classics, and if you’re a ’90s kid like we all basically are, it’s a natural fit.
Aside from that, not all the content we post falls under the “frat” category. That should be obvious by now.
12 years ago at 8:39 pmLove the qualifying statement there. “Basically.” We all know Dorn is like 30.
12 years ago at 8:59 pmZing
12 years ago at 9:23 am^ Caught that as well I see.
12 years ago at 1:16 pm*^^ Laps taken.
12 years ago at 1:17 pmI was 30 once.
12 years ago at 11:10 am^ I agree with ya, butch
12 years ago at 10:32 pm^^But yet physicalconservative proclaimed it a TFM, and it was condoned and put on the total frat move wall as a total frat move… I’m just saying its fucking gay. It is a great game don’t get me wrong and is fratty but this post is just retarded and in no way a TFM.
12 years ago at 11:02 pm^ Shut the fuck up, hippie.
12 years ago at 12:05 am^
12 years ago at 12:31 amthetachi mushrooms should write a column on what is and isn’t frat to clear things up for all of us. Also, when you say you are ashamed to be a part of this website, I hope you understand that any involvement of yours is strictly voluntary, right?
12 years ago at 2:04 am^^^^^^ being born in the mid to late eighties is the generation that can whip your nineties generation ass. Ya’ bunch of pussies. So what if we eat cold breakfast because right after our first cup of coffee and breakfast is ready our colons can’t take the pressure to hold in a shit long enough to eat hot eggs. Also ^ he gets it, ^^^^ get the fuck out of here then.
12 years ago at 4:54 amI wouldn’t say all of us are 90s kids cough cough
12 years ago at 9:22 amI’m in third grade and have tons of slams
12 years ago at 1:30 pm^
12 years ago at 2:00 pmIf you weren’t born in the 80’s, you’re a Communist.
12 years ago at 3:07 pmSeems pretty logical to me that the statement preceding the “TFM”, should indeed be a total frat move.
12 years ago at 3:42 pmDorn’s on point
12 years ago at 4:17 pmIf you weren’t born in the early ’90s, you shouldn’t be on this site anymore (with the possible exception of a few of you ’89ers).
12 years ago at 8:47 pm^ This guy will never visit this site as an alum to get a few laughs.
12 years ago at 8:53 pm^
12 years ago at 11:46 pmBOOM
12 years ago at 12:10 amDorn moderates most comments that refer to non-whites. Which in a way is pretty fucking frat?
12 years ago at 12:20 am^ It’s tryhards like this who should be dragged out of their homes and thrown into a pair of striped pajamas.
12 years ago at 12:31 am^ Agreed
12 years ago at 2:15 am^^I used a question mark there because I wasn’t being serious. But since you have one more chromosome than most of us, I’ll let it go.
12 years ago at 6:21 am^ We all know what you were trying to do, J.I. It just wasn’t funny.
You, pledge, are not funny.
After you finish your laps, why don’t you sit through the next few chapters and realize how the fuck things work around here.
12 years ago at 7:03 amDorn is absolutely correct on this one here, fellas.
12 years ago at 11:08 amYoshi.
12 years ago at 8:09 pm^
12 years ago at 9:15 pm^^
12 years ago at 9:23 pmi would fuck princess peach
12 years ago at 11:29 pm^ who wouldn’t.
12 years ago at 3:43 am^^^^^,^^ Bowser has the right idea
12 years ago at 12:03 pmBut really, Peach is where it’s at. She’s especially good to use because you can masturbate to her while you play in a room full of bros and it’s not gay at all.
12 years ago at 12:09 pmYes
12 years ago at 4:19 pmLet us not judge a man by the color of his skin, but by the character he chooses in Mario Kart. TFM.
12 years ago at 8:11 pm^ Has he been around long? Haha.
12 years ago at 8:12 pm^YMBNH
12 years ago at 8:13 pmI have no idea I got a chuckle though
12 years ago at 8:14 pm^^Haha this guy!
12 years ago at 9:24 pm^^YMBNH
12 years ago at 9:32 pmHe always fucking pisses me off because I begin to read the comment without looking at his name and am thinking that it’s the original post changed in some slight way to make it more funny.
12 years ago at 3:44 pm^ that shit.
12 years ago at 12:12 amChugging your beer at the beginning because you know the shortcuts. TMarioKartmasterM
12 years ago at 8:17 pm^This guy
12 years ago at 12:00 pm^^
12 years ago at 4:33 pmThe same thing can be said for the starter Pokemon you chose in red and blue version. It set the tone for the rest of your life.
12 years ago at 8:44 pmSquirtle… like my slams
12 years ago at 8:49 pmI get it. It’s like when a girl squirts when she cums?
12 years ago at 1:30 am^ please explain further, dickwad.
12 years ago at 3:44 amCharmander. FaF.
12 years ago at 4:34 pm^ False sir. Geeds like dragons, just look at their clothing. Squirtle was the only option because he dominated charmander and turned into a tank with cannons on his back, FaF. Kid you not, everyone I went to elementary school with that chose charmander remain GDIs to this day. True story.
12 years ago at 5:12 pm^ Nothing gets past this guy!
12 years ago at 5:14 pm^^ what a great story
12 years ago at 10:21 am^ this guy. I actually appreciate Dorn stepping up recently if only to remind the new kids that have recently joined this site that the are ji’s and probably should shut the fuck up, not be tryhard and ruin TFM. Carry on sir.
side bar: Fox over falcon any day of the week. Disagree and get Bruce Lee’d. Show ya moves.
12 years ago at 8:58 pmFox is garbage in SB64. He didn’t get good until the GameCube one.
Mario is the best character in SB64. Period. If you disagree I will rape every female member of your entire family – living, dead, and unborn.
12 years ago at 9:07 pmno you won’t.
12 years ago at 3:48 amYoshi and ness all day. Wildcards
12 years ago at 9:17 pm^booooooooooooo
12 years ago at 10:00 pmKirby doesn’t lose. The little fuck never falls off.
12 years ago at 10:37 pm^ this guy…
12 years ago at 7:22 pmBullshit, Fox’s up-A smash is incredible, get anyone above 100 damage and it’ll send the fucker flying through the roof.
12 years ago at 3:22 pmHow dare you all. Link is the greatest character of them all. He carried on the destiny of Hyrule, for God’s sake!
NERDS.
12 years ago at 3:53 pm/fantasizes about sticking my master sword in Zelda
FUCK YOU.
I will smash the shit out of you with Kirby’s hammer. As soon as he swings his fuck hammer, bitches throb and scream in pain. If you disagree I will make you suck my fuckhammer
12 years ago at 5:50 pm^
12 years ago at 12:22 am