Let us not judge a man by the color of his skin, but by the character he chooses in Mario Kart. TFM.

    1. fratagoniaenthusiast

      it’s up for review.. decision will be made after a word from our sponsor.

      12 years ago at 3:18 am
  1. Thetachi mushrooms

    How the fuck is this a TFM? I am ashamed to be a part of this website.

    12 years ago at 8:00 pm
    1. itsDallin

      Hate to admit it, but when I read Dorn’s comments in my head, they sound a lot more deep and authoritative than everyone else’s.

      12 years ago at 8:13 pm
    2. Thetachi mushrooms

      ^^^Dorn please fucking explain how this is frat. Yes Mario kart n64 is a classic but frat? No. And if I’m not mistaken wasn’t smash on fail Friday a few weeks ago? Smash is by far frattier than this bullshit.

      12 years ago at 8:34 pm
    3. Dillon Cheverere

      N64 is the classic gaming system. MK is the classic N64 game. If you appreciate the classics, and if you’re a ’90s kid like we all basically are, it’s a natural fit.

      Aside from that, not all the content we post falls under the “frat” category. That should be obvious by now.

      12 years ago at 8:39 pm
    4. itsDallin

      Love the qualifying statement there. “Basically.” We all know Dorn is like 30.

      12 years ago at 8:59 pm
    5. Thetachi mushrooms

      ^^But yet physicalconservative proclaimed it a TFM, and it was condoned and put on the total frat move wall as a total frat move… I’m just saying its fucking gay. It is a great game don’t get me wrong and is fratty but this post is just retarded and in no way a TFM.

      12 years ago at 11:02 pm
    6. Tuco1855

      thetachi mushrooms should write a column on what is and isn’t frat to clear things up for all of us. Also, when you say you are ashamed to be a part of this website, I hope you understand that any involvement of yours is strictly voluntary, right?

      12 years ago at 2:04 am
    7. NativeFloridaCracker

      ^^^^^^ being born in the mid to late eighties is the generation that can whip your nineties generation ass. Ya’ bunch of pussies. So what if we eat cold breakfast because right after our first cup of coffee and breakfast is ready our colons can’t take the pressure to hold in a shit long enough to eat hot eggs. Also ^ he gets it, ^^^^ get the fuck out of here then.

      12 years ago at 4:54 am
    8. Alpha Frat

      Seems pretty logical to me that the statement preceding the “TFM”, should indeed be a total frat move.

      12 years ago at 3:42 pm
    9. Teddy__Brosevelt

      If you weren’t born in the early ’90s, you shouldn’t be on this site anymore (with the possible exception of a few of you ’89ers).

      12 years ago at 8:47 pm
    10. ImTTweakedTC

      Dorn moderates most comments that refer to non-whites. Which in a way is pretty fucking frat?

      12 years ago at 12:20 am
    11. Nazi Bacon

      ^ It’s tryhards like this who should be dragged out of their homes and thrown into a pair of striped pajamas.

      12 years ago at 12:31 am
    12. ImTTweakedTC

      ^^I used a question mark there because I wasn’t being serious. But since you have one more chromosome than most of us, I’ll let it go.

      12 years ago at 6:21 am
    13. Bone Padre

      ^ We all know what you were trying to do, J.I. It just wasn’t funny.

      You, pledge, are not funny.

      After you finish your laps, why don’t you sit through the next few chapters and realize how the fuck things work around here.

      12 years ago at 7:03 am
    1. Hoo Frats Harder

      But really, Peach is where it’s at. She’s especially good to use because you can masturbate to her while you play in a room full of bros and it’s not gay at all.

      12 years ago at 12:09 pm
  2. TFM Repeater

    Let us not judge a man by the color of his skin, but by the character he chooses in Mario Kart. TFM.

    12 years ago at 8:11 pm
    1. Alpha Frat

      He always fucking pisses me off because I begin to read the comment without looking at his name and am thinking that it’s the original post changed in some slight way to make it more funny.

      12 years ago at 3:44 pm
  3. This_Guy_

    Chugging your beer at the beginning because you know the shortcuts. TMarioKartmasterM

    12 years ago at 8:17 pm
  4. the fratness monster

    The same thing can be said for the starter Pokemon you chose in red and blue version. It set the tone for the rest of your life.

    12 years ago at 8:44 pm
    1. the fratness monster

      ^ False sir. Geeds like dragons, just look at their clothing. Squirtle was the only option because he dominated charmander and turned into a tank with cannons on his back, FaF. Kid you not, everyone I went to elementary school with that chose charmander remain GDIs to this day. True story.

      12 years ago at 5:12 pm
  5. Fratchelor Pad

    ^ this guy. I actually appreciate Dorn stepping up recently if only to remind the new kids that have recently joined this site that the are ji’s and probably should shut the fuck up, not be tryhard and ruin TFM. Carry on sir.

    side bar: Fox over falcon any day of the week. Disagree and get Bruce Lee’d. Show ya moves.

    12 years ago at 8:58 pm
    1. Plan B is Plan A

      Fox is garbage in SB64. He didn’t get good until the GameCube one.

      Mario is the best character in SB64. Period. If you disagree I will rape every female member of your entire family – living, dead, and unborn.

      12 years ago at 9:07 pm
    2. Col_Reb_is_my_mascot

      Bullshit, Fox’s up-A smash is incredible, get anyone above 100 damage and it’ll send the fucker flying through the roof.

      12 years ago at 3:22 pm
    3. How dare you all. Link is the greatest character of them all. He carried on the destiny of Hyrule, for God’s sake!

      NERDS.
      /fantasizes about sticking my master sword in Zelda
      FUCK YOU.

      12 years ago at 3:53 pm
      1. jKalvans

        I will smash the shit out of you with Kirby’s hammer. As soon as he swings his fuck hammer, bitches throb and scream in pain. If you disagree I will make you suck my fuckhammer

        12 years ago at 5:50 pm