Ugh, Soccer

The easiest score in the history of any sport on any level is this one from the Serbian lower league, not to be confused with the higher league where they can actually make point blank goals with no defender within a hundred miles of them.

I don’t know why this makes me hate soccer more than I already do, but it makes me hate soccer more than I already do. Just a terrible game to play, a miserable game to watch, and a stain on the human race.

The World Cup is dope, though.

      1. America_the_bootyful

        See, the joke is that we as a group have collectively decided that you are attracted to youths, sexually.

        8 years ago at 10:01 pm
  1. Sultan Of Swat

    If I know Serbia like I think I do, this guy doesn’t make it through the night.

    8 years ago at 12:25 pm
  2. Fratchelor Pad

    “You don’t score, until you score” – Coach Marshall East Great Falls

    8 years ago at 12:32 pm
  3. AndrewsMomsAss

    When Andrew played travel soccer I learned to slip vodka into my ice tea and yell “Offside!” every five minutes!

    8 years ago at 12:44 pm
  4. Ramsay Bolton

    I’m not exaggerating when I say this is the best article you’ve ever written

    8 years ago at 2:28 pm