UMass Fraternity Investigated After Man’s Ear Was Bit Off During Fight
7 years ago

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It’s been 20 years since Mike Tyson bit off a chunk of Evander Holyfield’s ear during a WBA Heavyweight Championship fight. The memories are distant, but the unconventional method of gnawing off body parts to win a fight is still fresh. That’s why police are reportedly investigating UMass’ Phi Sigma Kappa.

Amherst Wire:

Phi Sigma Kappa is on interim restriction as a result of a late night fight that broke out after a party on Sept. 10 that left an 18-year-old Easthampton resident severely injured. Diovanni Aquino of Easthampton claims he was tackled to the ground by a man who gnawed off part of his ear in a fight as people were leaving that party at Phi Sigma Kappa. At around 2:30 a.m., a nearby police officer spotted Aquino and called an ambulance.

We’ve said it before: Being a total psychopath. TFM. Chewing off someone’s ear certainly qualifies. You win again, America.

I don’t care how that must’ve hurt, that victim now has an incredible story to tell his friends. “Yeah, I was leaving this party and *BAM* this dude just throws me to the ground and chews off this chunk of my ear.” The best stories are when someone gets severely injured but still survives. That’s why I still make fun of my friend who got hit by a semi. Shit is hilarious. Also, sorry about your ear, bruh.

Unfortunately, it appears the ear-biting incident will land the fraternity in a bit of trouble. The house has been placed on interim suspension for the time being, and it wouldn’t be totally shocking if some more punishment was handed down. I feel like this matter could be resolved with an actual boxing match between the two parties, fraternity house with the home field advantage though, of course. Winner decides punishment. Maybe? I don’t know. I guess you just can’t bite a dude’s ear off and get away with it anymore in this day and age. Times have changed.

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  5. ImHereForTheGangbang

    Hey Dorn, if the website is gonna get shut down anyway, may I humbly suggest you just do a TFM farewell bash? Take the rest of your remaining capital and fly some of the alumni writers out to Austin for a weeklong bar/coke/stripper bender where they can write some retirement articles to eulogize the TFM glory days. You guys might as well leave on a high note. Better to burn out than fade away.

    7 years ago at 6:50 pm
    2. THEosuNattyBoh

      It’s actually depressing. This used to be a great site. I could reliably check the site for an entertaining article during class. Or at least read through the comments and get some entertainment out of those. Gone are the days of any Greek related content (to the point where it’s a miracle for anything frat related to show up on this site) and an active comment section. When was the last time an article got more than 10 comments that weren’t from a troll account or meant for IGBOTD. They fired their good writers and now we’re stuck with trash articles that make this site feel like it’s a parody of itself

      7 years ago at 7:43 pm
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