My dad told me the most valuable thing a man can learn is how to out drink his opponent. Just finished a business trip with him, and the guy we were making a deal with couldn't hold his whiskey. We got the better deal. TFM.

    1. BrosephBracale

      That reply button is a little tricky to figure out. Someone should fix that.

      14 years ago at 9:23 pm
    2. alpha gamma brho

      ^I’m FaF. Looks like you are also, considering you can do it. Maybe he’s TFTC.

      14 years ago at 9:36 pm
  1. Sergeant Frat Arms

    anyone else getting tired of the “dad did this” posts? I mean, I’m all for paternal love and respect, but man do we sound like daddy’s little girls

    14 years ago at 9:11 pm
    1. ksig565

      anyone else getting tired of guys bitching about every damn post? I mean, I’ve seen my fair share of retarded posts, but man we need to calm down and stop being little bitches.

      14 years ago at 10:14 pm
    2. Governer Wallace

      Second to k sig. People take this site WAY to seriously. Just laugh at shit that’s funny. I’m all for the typographical hazing of said posts that are retarded, but letting a website affect your mood sounds like something that WOW playing geeds do.

      14 years ago at 11:23 pm
    3. Bid

      This whole ‘tag-teaming it with dad’ stuff is funny sometimes, but this one is romantic comedy shit. And yes, a romance between you and your dad. TFTC?

      14 years ago at 3:02 am
    4. Sergeant Frat Arms

      haha I don’t think this post affected my mood. Nor do I think I was bitching, this isn’t a bad post compared to others, I was just stating that lately there has been a large amount of daddy-praising.

      14 years ago at 8:43 am
    5. FraturdayNightFever

      Anyone else getting tired of the “stop complaining” replies? I mean, I’m all for constructive criticism, but man does it make you seem gay.

      14 years ago at 9:27 am
    6. Fratimus__Maximus

      I agree with everybody who posted here. Too many daddy’s girls on the TFM column. And way too much bitching at every post. These are supposed to be funny and are taken as jokes… seems like we lost sight of that. “Cool Story Bro”… NF.

      14 years ago at 10:48 am
    7. ksig565

      I don’t really recall typing that comment. But I agree with the idea I was getting at.

      14 years ago at 11:13 am
    8. John_Rocker49

      Does anyone else want to validate my opinion? Without someone agreeing with me i’ll be all sad

      14 years ago at 6:20 pm
  2. Charleston FratEN

    Let’s edit out the story and get to the real TFM here:

    The most valuable thing a man can learn is how to out drink his opponent. TFM.

    14 years ago at 9:16 pm
    1. hinckley

      Correction: The most valuable thing a man can learn is his limit.
      Act like you’ve been places and others will think you have, even if you’re a filthy, degenerate, scumbag alcoholic like your father (looking at you alphatau12).

      14 years ago at 10:01 pm
    2. brocephus1865

      Well you see the first part is just foreshadowing, but basically this guy’s dad drank more than another guy and it turned into a corporate takeover. I believe the sequel involves winning an election by railing more blow than any other candidate.

      14 years ago at 11:33 pm
    1. Fratrick Brochanan

      Right…if you’ve got to get the other guy hammered to get a better deal you can’t negotiate worth a shit…

      14 years ago at 9:52 am
  3. Brometheus

    The least valuable thing a man can learn is how to out drink his opponent. That’s how we got Oklahoma. Lets not do that again

    14 years ago at 9:47 pm