1. older row

    Honestly I love the fat pledge. They always get their ass busted in season so they always come out as pretty solid brothers.

    14 years ago at 1:49 pm
  2. phinest gent

    I don’t know what kind of house you run, but our fraternity never has, and never will have a “fat pledge”.

    14 years ago at 2:04 pm
    1. Oprah Is A Dyke

      This might be the stupidest thing I have ever read on this site. You don’t have one overweight kid in your fraternity? Unless you only select bulemic, anti drinking guys to pledge you, I would say you are trying to hard.

      14 years ago at 2:25 pm
    1. PabstBroRibbon

      I saw this TFM a long ass time ago, and I feel like this is a good time to reiterate it: “I’d rather have my Coatas and a beer gut that Oakleys and a six pack any day.”

      14 years ago at 5:02 pm
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      yeah bro down some Monsters get in the fuckin gym, 7 hours, ripped as fuck, tan for 30 minutes. Kill 3 or 4 nattys fuck some shit up. Protein shake, moisturizer, re-shave arms and legs, and Call of Duty before bed. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. STAYIN FUCKIN JACKED AS SHIT.

      14 years ago at 7:34 pm