Your pretty gay for submitting this and there pretty gay for posting it. Wear did the all the funny posts go? I remember when this site first launched, back than the posts we’re so much more cleaver.
He educates us on a daily basis. Not unlike a 40-year-old housewife, we can log on around 4:00 (or whenever the hell her show aired) and be enlightened by Oprah.
Are you all really that big of losers to actually say all of that and mean it? The kid posts god knows how many times a day, not including submissions (no, hes not the only one). He’s obviously on his computer or phone 24/7 trying so hard to fit into a stupid college humor website community. Anyone that honestly “frats” as hard as he supposedly does would most likely rarely, if ever, be on this site. There are so many weird people on this site that worship it. Its fucking creepy.
It’s fucking creepy how much disdain you have for the man. It’s also creepy how much you frequent this site after trying to call him out on it. Hypocrite much? Go take laps until your mother’s done giving me head.
Oprah just proved my point. I only looked back at this because I knew he would respond pretty fast because he checks it so god damn much. I get on this site once every week, if that, just to laugh at how obsessed some of you are about it. When your name pops up every other post, it keeps reassuring me that you have no life. It’s honestly pathetic how many times I see the same names posting (that’s why I said you weren’t the only one, don’t get butthurt). Some of you really need to get a real life and quit having a fake life on the web. That’s for fucking GDI’s.
Keep crying a river, bubba. I have seen you on this site plenty to know you frequent it more than once a week. I bet you are one of those losers who sit on facebook 24/7 and have emo status’ about how your life sucks no much and you wish you had a girlfriend. Jealousy is girlie trait, and I think you just proved that you are jealous.
Bubba, you obviously don’t get the meaning of a troll. I am not on here all the time. I do frequent this site a lot, but I would say an hour and a half at most a day. Why do I spend that much time on it throughout the course of a day, because I like to say funny stuff, and believe it or not, some people enjoy my antics. If nobody liked what I had to say, I would only be on here once a week like yourself. But some people enjoy the entertainment. Go choke on your sister’s cock and try a little harder to call to me whatever you want.
Oh you see me a lot? Really now. I can think of maybe 10-15 posts that I have ever made, ever. No, I don’t sit on facebook and bitch about my life. I have a good life. It’s about going out, meeting girls, drinking with brothers, and having a good time. I don’t waste my life trying to be a badass on the internet. If you disagree with me then you are oblivious to the fact that you fit in that catagory as well. A loser. Some of you try so god damn hard to be so fratty on here that it makes you fucking gay. All of my friends get on here just to laugh at how retarded you all sound. Yes 5% of the posts on this site are fucking hilarious, but the rest are just internet addicted fucks who probably don’t really have friends and have to act cool on here. Oh and calling yourself a troll… that’s the most gdi thing I have ever heard. No fratty guy would ever call himself an internet troll on a website. Sorry. Get a life dude. Now I’m going to take a test, head to the bars, and do what I do. Have fun jacking off by your computer all day.
So your point of calling me a gdi who sits on the computer all day is by waiting on to reply to something I said? You must not get laid. Trust me, your opinion means nothing to me. Nobody knows who I am at my school, and they would be shocked to find out it was me. I do have a life. I get fucked up everynight. I go to bars almost every night. See what I did there? I can say I do all those things too. If you have to tell me you are going to the bar right after your test, then you certainly aren’t. It’s the internet, stop being a crying little bitch because I talk on a website. I’ll be waiting on your angry reply. Now run along piss ant.
“Hey I got a great idea, why don’t I try to make this site’s number 1 contributor stop, so it will fucking fold! Without Sterling Cooper and Oprah, they’d be left with Piker, FreetoFrat, and Nitro Hazleton to pick up the pieces, and Stufffratpeoplelike and Hot piece of TSM would surely finally piss everyone the fuck off for the last time! hahaha, Genius! That will prove to everyone that my penis is big!” -Bubba Shrimp, furious masturbator
Thanks, pal.
13 years ago at 2:56 pmI’m not your pal, sport
13 years ago at 2:57 pmThat’s too bad, you seem like a good guy.
13 years ago at 3:11 pmHe’s not your sport, guy
13 years ago at 3:12 pmhe’s not your guy, friend
13 years ago at 3:16 pmHe’s not your friend, buddy
13 years ago at 3:17 pmHe’s my fratdaddy, gentleman
13 years ago at 3:19 pmHe’s not your buddy, chief
13 years ago at 3:21 pmi’m not a fucking chief, do i look like an indian chief to you, bro?
13 years ago at 3:24 pmGod damn it not this shit again.
13 years ago at 3:30 pmI’m not your chief, hombre.
13 years ago at 4:03 pmHe is a lot of girls fratdaddy, #4.
13 years ago at 4:09 pmHe’s not your hombre, ace.
13 years ago at 5:06 pmI’m not an ace, champ.
13 years ago at 5:13 pmI’m not your champ, boss
13 years ago at 5:16 pmI’m not your boss, chap.
13 years ago at 5:43 pmFinally, someone got it right. Thanks.
13 years ago at 5:43 pmI’m not your chap, skidrow.
13 years ago at 11:39 pmI’m not your skidrow, catfish.
13 years ago at 8:32 amI’m not your catfish, tiger
13 years ago at 8:50 amIm not your tiger, biggs.
13 years ago at 9:50 amI’m not your biggs, homie
13 years ago at 1:37 pm^ I guess he killed it…
13 years ago at 5:12 pmwere all glad youve posted this.
13 years ago at 2:59 pmWe’re all glad you’ve posted this. Today you did not frat, sir.
13 years ago at 3:07 pm^This fucking guy.
13 years ago at 3:07 pmGlad you understand English better than sarcasm, Fratnanimous.
13 years ago at 3:11 pmI Hope you brought your Asics.
13 years ago at 3:12 pmFratnanimous, go run over they’re.
13 years ago at 5:03 pm^ I see what you did their.
13 years ago at 6:24 pm^ man, your clever.
13 years ago at 6:55 am^Hilarious comments.
13 years ago at 8:21 amThese comments are better then usual.
13 years ago at 11:56 amweve all done something hear in this thread of comments
13 years ago at 11:34 pmYour pretty gay for submitting this and there pretty gay for posting it. Wear did the all the funny posts go? I remember when this site first launched, back than the posts we’re so much more cleaver.
13 years ago at 3:45 pmlook back at the first pages of TFM. all of the posts are things people would call NF now, like “icing”
13 years ago at 3:50 pm^I think you may be on to something.
13 years ago at 3:51 pmThis is the sound of my last comment going over your head.
13 years ago at 3:52 pmYour name is pretty gay.
13 years ago at 3:58 pmWhy don’t you submit some worthwhile posts instead of whining like a bitch?
13 years ago at 3:59 pmAre you fucking kidding me? Wear did the all the funny posts go?
13 years ago at 4:40 pm…And Fratilac still doesn’t get it.
13 years ago at 6:09 pm34Yellowfin completely missed what you did there.
13 years ago at 9:22 pmCleaver. ha
13 years ago at 2:16 am^Yeah Oprah remember when you used to chop all of that meat back than?
13 years ago at 3:46 pmRemember when there use to be a reply button?
13 years ago at 4:03 pm^ Why would they remove the reply button all of a sudden?
13 years ago at 4:04 pmFuck.
13 years ago at 3:54 pmFor all the morons *who seem to have issues with the English language.
13 years ago at 3:54 pm^ glad someone noticed.
13 years ago at 9:38 pmYou can say it with either way, champ.
13 years ago at 5:25 amI LOVE FUCKING.
13 years ago at 3:55 pmNo you don’t. Pussy.
13 years ago at 4:05 pmI sincerely thank you
13 years ago at 4:52 pmThere isn’t an Oprah submission that I don’t like. Does anyone else find it ironic that Oprah is a Dyke is like TFM’s version of the real Oprah?
13 years ago at 5:17 pmExplain your ridiculous comparison.
13 years ago at 5:46 pmYou mean he’s black and he weighs 300 pounds?
13 years ago at 5:48 pmHe educates us on a daily basis. Not unlike a 40-year-old housewife, we can log on around 4:00 (or whenever the hell her show aired) and be enlightened by Oprah.
13 years ago at 6:18 pm^^^
13 years ago at 6:28 pmPretty much this, that and he’s the “leader” of this site in a way.
Are you all really that big of losers to actually say all of that and mean it? The kid posts god knows how many times a day, not including submissions (no, hes not the only one). He’s obviously on his computer or phone 24/7 trying so hard to fit into a stupid college humor website community. Anyone that honestly “frats” as hard as he supposedly does would most likely rarely, if ever, be on this site. There are so many weird people on this site that worship it. Its fucking creepy.
13 years ago at 12:28 am^bubba shrimp just dropped some motherfucking truth on all of you
13 years ago at 1:41 amThanks bubba, because it takes 24 hours in a day to post a 5 second comment… You must be on here 24/7 to notice how much I post..
13 years ago at 5:26 amIt’s fucking creepy how much disdain you have for the man. It’s also creepy how much you frequent this site after trying to call him out on it. Hypocrite much? Go take laps until your mother’s done giving me head.
13 years ago at 5:48 am^best name on this site
13 years ago at 6:06 am^ Proof above shows, like the real Oprah, don’t fuck with the fans.
13 years ago at 6:13 amOprah just proved my point. I only looked back at this because I knew he would respond pretty fast because he checks it so god damn much. I get on this site once every week, if that, just to laugh at how obsessed some of you are about it. When your name pops up every other post, it keeps reassuring me that you have no life. It’s honestly pathetic how many times I see the same names posting (that’s why I said you weren’t the only one, don’t get butthurt). Some of you really need to get a real life and quit having a fake life on the web. That’s for fucking GDI’s.
13 years ago at 11:12 amKeep crying a river, bubba. I have seen you on this site plenty to know you frequent it more than once a week. I bet you are one of those losers who sit on facebook 24/7 and have emo status’ about how your life sucks no much and you wish you had a girlfriend. Jealousy is girlie trait, and I think you just proved that you are jealous.
13 years ago at 11:41 amBubba, you obviously don’t get the meaning of a troll. I am not on here all the time. I do frequent this site a lot, but I would say an hour and a half at most a day. Why do I spend that much time on it throughout the course of a day, because I like to say funny stuff, and believe it or not, some people enjoy my antics. If nobody liked what I had to say, I would only be on here once a week like yourself. But some people enjoy the entertainment. Go choke on your sister’s cock and try a little harder to call to me whatever you want.
13 years ago at 11:50 amOh you see me a lot? Really now. I can think of maybe 10-15 posts that I have ever made, ever. No, I don’t sit on facebook and bitch about my life. I have a good life. It’s about going out, meeting girls, drinking with brothers, and having a good time. I don’t waste my life trying to be a badass on the internet. If you disagree with me then you are oblivious to the fact that you fit in that catagory as well. A loser. Some of you try so god damn hard to be so fratty on here that it makes you fucking gay. All of my friends get on here just to laugh at how retarded you all sound. Yes 5% of the posts on this site are fucking hilarious, but the rest are just internet addicted fucks who probably don’t really have friends and have to act cool on here. Oh and calling yourself a troll… that’s the most gdi thing I have ever heard. No fratty guy would ever call himself an internet troll on a website. Sorry. Get a life dude. Now I’m going to take a test, head to the bars, and do what I do. Have fun jacking off by your computer all day.
13 years ago at 12:04 pmSo your point of calling me a gdi who sits on the computer all day is by waiting on to reply to something I said? You must not get laid. Trust me, your opinion means nothing to me. Nobody knows who I am at my school, and they would be shocked to find out it was me. I do have a life. I get fucked up everynight. I go to bars almost every night. See what I did there? I can say I do all those things too. If you have to tell me you are going to the bar right after your test, then you certainly aren’t. It’s the internet, stop being a crying little bitch because I talk on a website. I’ll be waiting on your angry reply. Now run along piss ant.
13 years ago at 12:10 pmBubba, just shut up. You have already lost this debate.
13 years ago at 12:11 pmKids, I will turn this car around right now, I swear to god….
13 years ago at 1:42 pm“Hey I got a great idea, why don’t I try to make this site’s number 1 contributor stop, so it will fucking fold! Without Sterling Cooper and Oprah, they’d be left with Piker, FreetoFrat, and Nitro Hazleton to pick up the pieces, and Stufffratpeoplelike and Hot piece of TSM would surely finally piss everyone the fuck off for the last time! hahaha, Genius! That will prove to everyone that my penis is big!” -Bubba Shrimp, furious masturbator
13 years ago at 9:07 pmWhy am I in this?
13 years ago at 9:15 pmYou bros mad?
13 years ago at 2:21 amHey Oprah. I know who you are. Fuckin stealing posts from our list serve and shit. -Best, JRP
13 years ago at 7:08 pmMaking the pledges memorize and write this numerous times tonight, all while blindfolded.
13 years ago at 5:36 pm^
13 years ago at 1:56 pm