I hit rock bottom last night, but all I had to do was refill my scotch glass. TFM.

  1. HazeBrooksBrothers

    That is so fucking witty you should be a comedian instead of an alcoholic.

    14 years ago at 2:54 pm
  2. FaFTexas

    I just got back from the “TSM Wall” and I am confused as to why there is no sink, stove and refrigerator attached to that “Wall”.

    14 years ago at 2:59 pm
    1. FaFTexas

      Cactus, you are always commenting on my shit. People are going to get the wrong idea you sillly little fuck.

      14 years ago at 3:02 pm
    2. Obama is a cactus

      There’s nothing subliminal going on here you shit for brains. You should quit trying so hard and maybe you’ll be more funny and less fucking annoying. And BEVO you must be new here, geed.

      14 years ago at 5:25 pm
    3. FaFTexas

      Damn you got me, Cactus. I think you have some weird impression that I actually give a fuck about what you think. By the way, I am not the one who is trying too hard. The one who is trying too hard is the guy getting all defensive over the internet. Maybe if you didn’t take things so serious, you would not hurt your little brain in the process of trying to defend your worthless existence on this planet. You are a sad human being and I hope you learn from this experience. Also Jimbofrat, I am not a homosexual. I in fact love women, I just love them more when they know their place.

      14 years ago at 5:40 pm
    4. Obama is a cactus

      I did get you, FaFTexas. You not only give one, but two fucks about what I have to say. A few simple words prompted you to write a defensive paragraph that I didn’t finish reading. Why? Because I don’t read bullshit written by a queer. I’d grab your greasy hair and smash your fucking skull against the corner of a table.

      14 years ago at 6:48 pm
    5. Jimbofrat

      FAFTexas, you sir, are not only a raging homo but you have now shown us all that you have no friends. That is all. Cactus, Frat on.

      14 years ago at 7:12 pm
    6. FaFTexas

      Oh fuck, don’t hurt me!!!! I am sorry a nine line paragraph was too long for you to read. Let me simplify it for you: Kindly go fuck yourself. Jimbofrat, when you are done sucking Cactus’s dick you too can kindly go fuck yourself and with that I bid you fine gentlemen adieu.

      14 years ago at 7:41 pm
    7. Oprah Is A Dyke

      I don’t have a saved copy of it. If the intern wants to email it back to me. I would be happy to post it to my twitter.

      14 years ago at 7:41 pm
    8. FaFTexas

      The problem with your logic is that I actually make valid points. Monumentavenue just puts a gay ass hash tag on every TFM.

      14 years ago at 7:48 pm
    9. FaFTexas

      Jimbofrat, most of your stuff is pretty funny but you are just being a douche muffin right now. This is not the Jimbofrat I know and love.

      14 years ago at 7:50 pm
    10. Jimbofrat

      Here’s what’s going to happen, you are going to walk into your garage, turn your car on, shut all doors and sit there till you “fall asleep”. This would be appreciated by all.

      14 years ago at 7:53 pm
    11. Obama is a cactus

      You bid us an adieu? The only thing we bid here in America are pledges, you french queer.

      14 years ago at 7:56 pm
    12. Jimbofrat

      I’m sorry FAFTexas, are you butthurt now? You can join FreetFRAT in the sensitive section…Jerry, take these boys to the shower.

      14 years ago at 8:03 pm
    13. FaFTexas

      Quite butt hurt alright! You talk a lot about “Gays”, “Queers” and “Butts hurting”. Are you sure you don’t like the cock? If so, you can just get outta here you little penis muncher.

      14 years ago at 8:11 pm
    14. FaFTexas

      Be careful, you never know who you are fucking with when it is over the internet;)

      14 years ago at 8:20 pm
    15. KeyBumps n FratDumps

      FaF, Cactus, and Jimbo, please do us all a favor and kill yourselves

      14 years ago at 8:37 pm
    16. Obama is a cactus

      ^Who the fuck are you, you irrelevant piece of shit? Your name isn’t funny and neither are you so I’d quit while you’re behind.

      14 years ago at 8:39 pm
    17. FaFTexas

      ^Everything Cactus just said. Cactus may talk shit but I respect him a fuck load more than you. Go kill yourself KeyBumps n FratDumps.

      14 years ago at 8:44 pm
    18. FaFTexas

      Thanks for your input, Fratural Light. I am glad you know how to write a word! Your next goal should be to write a full sentence! Ask me for help if you are having trouble.

      14 years ago at 9:59 pm
    19. Upper Fratosphere

      Wow. First of all, Oprah Is A Dyke has always been on this site WAY WAY too much.. I feel like he posts atleast 10 TFMs a day.. Your “fraternity” doesn’t even have a fucking house. Posting as much as you do makes you seem like a lifeless wannabe. I think Oprah will still be on here in 5 years trying to seem “frat.”Oh yeah, FaFTexas, I don’t see how in the FUCK you are going to talk about being defensive and trying too hard in a ducking whole paragraph reply.. this site is officially fucking gay and so are all of you.

      14 years ago at 10:47 pm
    20. Oprah Is A Dyke

      Even if I posted 100 times a day, it takes 10 seconds to type what randomly pops in my head. I don’t care if we don’t have houses, I’m perfectly content living in my beach house. I’ve never pretended to be something I’m not and I never said I was the frattiest kid. I enjoy making jokes. I’m sorry you’re butthurt, though. I’ll let you know next time I’m on the toilet when I give a shit about your opinion.

      14 years ago at 11:01 pm
    21. KeyBumps n FratDumps

      Yeah I’m copying and pasting this shit because I replied to the wrong comment, so before you throw your ‘lace em ups’ at me, take note that I will reward no fucks to any of you. Oprah, it’s OK, just make sure you don’t try so hard next time

      14 years ago at 11:19 pm
    22. Frattydav

      Why the hell did Faftexas use a winking face? Are you a middle school girl? And what the fuck is a douche muffin?

      14 years ago at 11:20 pm
    23. FaFTexas

      Do people use the “trying too hard” phrase because they lack the ability to produce a valid comeback?

      14 years ago at 11:26 pm
    24. KeyBumps n FratDumps

      Hey FafTexas, do me a favor would ya? Count how many replies are on your original post, and then count how many times you posted on your own post. How many times did you refresh this page? You, you are what’s wrong with this site, in the end you’re just a little bitch.

      14 years ago at 3:15 am
    25. Jimbofrat

      Good morning, fellas. Sounds like you guys had a good night of never leaving the fucking computer. Mine was awesome, thanks for asking.

      14 years ago at 8:05 am
    26. Hellfire Club

      I took another horrendous shit today. It actually made me physically ill. The smell, was impossible to describe; a mixture of budweiser and that massive enchilada from the night before that I knew was a mistake from the get go, even then I couldn’t begin to go into detail about the palpable odor.

      14 years ago at 10:47 am
    27. The Golden Fleece

      Been gone awhile, but I take it that this FaFTexas, is new around here, and not very well liked.

      14 years ago at 10:54 am
    28. Haterz ballllll. Jimbofrat…I invite you to my birthday party at Chuck E Cheese and you still hate on me, I’ma bout to cry over here in the ball pit. Please don’t be so mean:(
      Seriously all of you need to take a cool down lap, I read all this shit and i have a headsche now. all of yall hating on the man who gets shit posted. The majority of yall haven’t been on the wall once and are just hating on the good ones. goodness gracious

      14 years ago at 12:58 am
    1. TakeALap

      He is a fucking douche bag, and he goes to Texas Tech. Unsuccessful piece of shit.

      14 years ago at 4:39 am
    2. Hellfire Club

      Really? “You’re a pussy.” “I am what I eat.” What the fuck are you, a fucking sixth grader that discovered South Park. Fucking Hell what’s the matter with you?

      14 years ago at 10:49 am
    1. FaFTexas

      I am not sure if you are trolling or you are just fucking retarded. The reply button is up there kiddo, don’t hurt yourself.

      14 years ago at 3:44 pm
    2. FaFTexas

      I feel like I know you on a personal level, so that’s why I call you just “Grammar Nazi”.

      14 years ago at 3:48 pm
  3. HazeBrooksBrothers

    He said “scotch glass” there was ice in his drink do it was on the rocks… How fratty..

    14 years ago at 3:54 pm
    1. Casey Franthony

      ^You’re a balanced man. You did nothing to earn your spot in a Fraternity, so fuck off geed.

      14 years ago at 12:57 pm
    2. TrueBalancedManSPE

      ^so just because I wasn’t “hazed” I’m not worthy of being considered a fraternity man?

      14 years ago at 5:12 pm
    3. Oprah Is A Dyke

      SPE…I don’t care what people say, but if you’re going to tell me to go to hell then try getting hazed first. Fraternity men get hazed. G.a.y. bitches don’t get hazed. SPE is the equivalent of a club for Elton Johns

      14 years ago at 9:26 pm
    4. TrueBalancedManSPE

      ^Hey pal, the balanced man program is like pledgeship but much longer and more spread out, rather than a condensed “traditional” version that emphasizes pointless dehumanizing bullshit.

      14 years ago at 10:19 am
    1. MOMOgotMojo

      If It has a penis and am not related by ritual or blood or She isnt holding a sandwich, then yes i hate them

      14 years ago at 11:46 pm