1. we no speak americano

      which is why you don’t think that far into it
      you just believe
      you might want to try FML.

      15 years ago at 8:10 pm
    2. Fratstar

      NO I’ll stay cause I’m FAF. You’re all just sheep. Believing in Jesus is like believing in Santa Claus.

      15 years ago at 12:11 am
    1. 76767dggd

      So after passing I will be no I any longer and have nothing left. Every thing will end, there will be nothing.

      15 years ago at 8:31 pm
    2. Creedence Leonore Gielgud

      You know the feeling when you’re asleep and not dreaming? Neither do I. It’s called oblivion and makes more sense then anything from a religious text.

      15 years ago at 8:54 pm
  1. Brotein Shake

    Christianity is beyond outdated. Don’t pretend you actually believe or follow what the Bible says, when it condemns opulence, sex before marriage, eating shellfish, or touching a pig’s skin (there goes football).

    15 years ago at 8:31 pm
    1. George Miles Bro-nold

      finally some common sense around here. and dont forget…the world is only 6000 years old.

      15 years ago at 9:01 pm
    2. SPErry

      That’s Judaism idiot. Christianity is the second halfbof that book that you have probably never read. The first half is Judaism. Yeah Christianity you aren’t suppose have sex before your married but that’s why there is forgiveness. Do it like W. Frat hard then you get out of college and grad school find a religion.

      15 years ago at 9:59 pm
    3. Brogarty

      Christianity, like most religions, is a way for you to become a better person. It’s stupid geeds like you that are ruining this country and getting butt hurt every time you see a reference of something religious. If you have such a problem with seeing the word “God” and feel like you need to act like a total douche while making a comment that no one cares about, then stay off this site.

      15 years ago at 10:40 pm
    4. Bless Your Heart

      I’m sorry but Christianity does not condemn touching pig skin and eating shellfish.

      Every single person that has posted on this TFM is ignorant. Everyone on this site needs to stop being so hypocritical. Set down the beer and pick up the Bible for once.

      15 years ago at 2:13 am
  2. Frat Till I Die

    And God knows we are going to sin which is why he forgives us if we repent. Nice try trying to teach the bible when you left out one of the biggest principles within the religion brotein shake.

    15 years ago at 9:04 pm
  3. Jail

    Not to be a dick, but putting God or American in a TFM just to get it submitted and to get it liked (a lot) is incredibly lame.

    However, don’t get me wrong. Christianity and America are the way to go. But there are millions of GDI’s who are American and Christian, too..

    15 years ago at 9:15 pm
  4. Ronaldus Magnus

    “One nation under God” was added as a response to Communism in the 50s. TFM.

    15 years ago at 9:17 pm
  5. First.Finest.Forever.

    “America needs God more than God needs America, if we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.”
    — Ronald Reagan

    15 years ago at 9:44 pm
  6. Fratrick Swayze

    And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. – Jesus

    Christianity is about being meek, charitable, humble, and ascetic. In case you haven’t noticed, this site is about making fun of poor people, bragging, and sex before marriage. Fucking hypocrites.

    15 years ago at 10:14 pm
    1. First.Finest.Forever.

      I’m a Christian, I don’t make fun of poor people, and I’m a virgin saving for marriage; therefore, not everyone on here is a hypocrite. And I still srat hard and enjoy laughing at the dumb drunk stories and supporting others who show their love for our country and their fraternities. And that verse is referring to the fact that a rich man has more material things and that’s why it’s harder for him to get to heaven because he has to let go of those things, not that it’s impossible. So be considerate of what you say.

      15 years ago at 4:35 am
    2. UVA 1868

      first.finest.forever. will u marry me? finally a classy, educated sorority girl.

      15 years ago at 7:33 am