America Uses Pair Of Fighter Jets To Flex Gigantic Balls Of Freedom On Kim Jong-un

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You know you’ve really pissed off the Americans when you see the US military flexin’ on you for fun. In a display of military power, the U.S. military flew four F-22 stealth fighter jets near South Korea’s border with North Korea on Wednesday.

You really stepped in the shit this time, Kim Jong-Un.

The U.S. flew the four stealth ‘Raptors’ in solidarity with South Korean war planes as tensions between the North and South continue to rise. North Korea claimed it launched a satellite about a week ago, but that ended up being a cover up for a long-range missile launch.

This recent flyover comes about a month after the U.S. flew a B-52 bomber over South Korea, another show of force against the North.

These displays of force are truly amazing. Every time North Korea does something, the US says, “that’s cute” and then shows a weapon 30 times more powerful.

United Nations Command, U.S. Forces Korea deputy commander and U.S. 7th Air Force commander, Lt. Gen. Terrence O’Shaughnessy said in a statement: “The F-22 ‘Raptor’ is the most capable air superiority fighter in the world, and it represents one of many capabilities available for the defense of this great nation. The U.S. maintains an ironclad commitment to the defense of the Republic of Korea.”

Ya see that, Kimmy? You’ve started a dick showing contest that only the long, girthy dick of the US military can end. Don’t test us.

  1. prex8390

    If I was president. I would open up all our nuke silo hatches, take pictures from satellites and then pamphlet drop them all over North Korea as a little come fuck with us message to them

    10 years ago at 2:56 pm
    1. CanadianB4C0N

      So you’d show all our enemies exactly where all of our nukes are? Fucking hell boys we’ve got a genius on our hands.

      10 years ago at 3:06 pm
      1. prex8390

        Since you don’t seem to be up on current military information. All of our underground nuclear facilities are no secret to where they are. It’s a quick Google search away.

        10 years ago at 4:14 pm
  2. cleavage

    The Raptors are cool as fuck and all but I’m pretty sure the United States could achieve air superiority over North Korea with 70 year old P-51’s. But overkill is fun as fuck so carry on.

    10 years ago at 4:24 pm
      1. James Grossweiner

        Hussein Obama tried to retire the A-10.
        It was met with opposition by people of higher intelligence

        10 years ago at 4:29 pm
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      Break out the Wright Brothers plane and strap some guns on it and we can still make them nervous.

      10 years ago at 9:26 am
  3. ChristianPKP

    Our targeting officers in USFOR-K spend their days looking at shit to apply affects to all day. A-10s won’t do it though bro. We need SEAD (suppression of enemy air defense) to destroy other targets 1st. THEN we can drop steel motherfuckers! Eat a dick KJU.

    10 years ago at 1:09 am
  4. LockwoodBP1855

    I was just over there last year working on F-16’s at Kunsan AB. The initial invasion would be similar to the Gulf War. It really wouldn’t take long to knockout anything they could get up in the air.

    10 years ago at 7:42 pm