Ezekiel 23:19-20
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a harlot in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
True Southern gentlemen are raised well by their mothers whom the love and respect. They say you can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother. Being a true gentlemen, and proving to the GDI Yankees up north that chivalry is in fact not dead, TFM. Treating women like the Ed Hardy and hair gel wearing cast members of Jersey Shore does to impress people you don’t know on an anonymous website- NF.
Not every person from the North wears Ed Hardy and excessive hair gel. Similarly, not every person from the South is fat, ignorant, missing all but four teeth, and is the cousin of his own sister. Also, typing on an iPhone doesn’t excuse you from poor English if auto-correct has nothing to do with the mistake. I.e., a plural noun such as “members” would not be modified by “does.” As long as you’re going to go with stereotypes, I’ll go ahead and say the South is filled with hillbilly dumbasses like yourself and the OP.
Lindsey…the thing is…we don’t give a shit what you think. You’re probably ugly and white as a ghost. And maybe a liberal cunt. Just stay up there and don’t bother us down here.
“…hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions 21 and envy; drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God”
You are what the book “Crazy Love” refers to as lukewarm, in short the christian version of a GDI. Dissing anything to do with going to church, the bible or God in general-NF. Balancing between raging, fratting hard and making time adequate time to devote to God TFM
Ephesians 5:24-28
Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
25 Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her 26 to make her holy, cleansing[a] her by the washing with water through the word, 27 and to present her to himself as a radiant church, without stain or wrinkle or any other blemish, but holy and blameless. 28 In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.
Ezekiel 23:19-20
14 years ago at 2:18 pmYet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a harlot in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
sounds like a slampiece i know
14 years ago at 3:09 pmLMAO ^
14 years ago at 8:29 pmTrue Southern gentlemen are raised well by their mothers whom the love and respect. They say you can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother. Being a true gentlemen, and proving to the GDI Yankees up north that chivalry is in fact not dead, TFM. Treating women like the Ed Hardy and hair gel wearing cast members of Jersey Shore does to impress people you don’t know on an anonymous website- NF.
14 years ago at 3:00 pmBefore anyone attacks my spelling or grammar, I’m typing from an iPhone.
*they
14 years ago at 3:02 pm*jersey shore DO
Well said.
14 years ago at 3:22 pmI wish I could nice move this.
14 years ago at 3:44 pmNot every person from the North wears Ed Hardy and excessive hair gel. Similarly, not every person from the South is fat, ignorant, missing all but four teeth, and is the cousin of his own sister. Also, typing on an iPhone doesn’t excuse you from poor English if auto-correct has nothing to do with the mistake. I.e., a plural noun such as “members” would not be modified by “does.” As long as you’re going to go with stereotypes, I’ll go ahead and say the South is filled with hillbilly dumbasses like yourself and the OP.
14 years ago at 4:29 pmMarry me?
14 years ago at 5:01 pmyou sir, are keeping it classy
14 years ago at 5:13 pmLindsey…the thing is…we don’t give a shit what you think. You’re probably ugly and white as a ghost. And maybe a liberal cunt. Just stay up there and don’t bother us down here.
14 years ago at 5:14 pmFrat Lap couldn’t have said it better. Well done, sir.
14 years ago at 5:27 pmBoth were created to give glory to God.
1 Corinthians 10:31-33.
While you are there read 1 Corinthians 6:18-20.
14 years ago at 4:55 pmShouldn’t you be in the kitchen making dinner?
14 years ago at 2:53 pmIf I’m not in the kitchen I am cleaning, at an Elementary school, or reading my Bible. Thanks.
14 years ago at 6:06 pm“This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a profligate and a drunkard.”
Deuteronomy 21:20
14 years ago at 5:22 pmEcclesiastes 10:2 – The heart of the wise inclines to the right, the heart of the fool to the left.
14 years ago at 5:41 pmgalatians 5:20-21
“…hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions 21 and envy; drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God”
AW FUCK.
14 years ago at 6:42 pmlooks like we’re all screwed.
14 years ago at 7:31 pmBible verses or going to church- NF.
14 years ago at 7:54 pmBeing a Christian but raging hard and doing whatever the fuck you want- TFM.
Going to Hell = NF
14 years ago at 2:55 pmIt’s people like you that make others hate Christianity.
14 years ago at 3:33 pmThats sort of like saying “I’m a vegetarian but I eat whatever I want” then eating a hamburger… and still calling yourself a vegetarian.
14 years ago at 3:51 pmPlease tell me you are joking “NintenBRO”. Being a hypocrite – NF
14 years ago at 6:38 pmYou are what the book “Crazy Love” refers to as lukewarm, in short the christian version of a GDI. Dissing anything to do with going to church, the bible or God in general-NF. Balancing between raging, fratting hard and making time adequate time to devote to God TFM
14 years ago at 11:35 amEphesians 5:24-28
Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
25 Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her 26 to make her holy, cleansing[a] her by the washing with water through the word, 27 and to present her to himself as a radiant church, without stain or wrinkle or any other blemish, but holy and blameless. 28 In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.
Not taking bible verses out of context. TSM
14 years ago at 12:31 am