GDI asked me if being in a fraternity was "fun." Proceeded to tell him about my experiences banging the girl he stalks. TFM.

  1. FRATflip23

    On a scale from 1-10- 1 being rain cloud, 10 being bacon, 5 being astronaut- how cool were these experiences?

    14 years ago at 10:11 pm
    1. ArnoldPalmer777

      “IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN! IT DOES THIS WHENEVER IT IS TOLD. IT STOPS HAVING SEX WITH MY GIRL. IT STOPS WEARING PLEADED KHAKI SHORTS OR IT GETS THE HOSE! IT STOPS LYING ON TFM ABOUT THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED!”

      14 years ago at 10:59 am