License. It’s a pilot’s license, nerd. And ol’ BROosevelt doesn’t have one. No way this nerd can calculate Navigation, time enroute, fuel burned, groundspeed, weight, AND balance. Hell he doesnt even know if he has a certificate or a license. Fuck it, I’d let him fly me around anyway.
Not to be an asshole but I was just wondering how Sig Chi guys are at other schools. Because at my school, they are high in numbers, but just a gay t-shirt club.
that’s because there is no family jet.
13 years ago at 12:25 pmspot on ^
13 years ago at 12:25 pmBoom. Roasted
13 years ago at 12:28 pmDamn — beat me to it. People with family jets don’t brag about having family jets.
13 years ago at 12:49 pmThey had to sell it. They only have the stair car left.
13 years ago at 1:57 pmAD FaF
13 years ago at 2:16 pmWell, he’s from Illinois, and I assume the Commie-crats up there tax private jets at like 99%. TRichTC?
13 years ago at 2:42 pmMichael Bluth using the stair truck as the family car TFTC
13 years ago at 8:25 pmActually, they are legally required to be on there.
13 years ago at 1:16 pmYeah. All passengers are legally required to have seatbelts on during all ground operations, as well as taking off and landing. Being a pilot. TFM
13 years ago at 1:55 pm^this
13 years ago at 4:31 pmGoogle doesn’t make you a pilot.
13 years ago at 10:04 pm^ Pretty cool cat we have here.
13 years ago at 11:21 pmMore of a dawg person myself.
13 years ago at 11:22 pmYou are correct, EdHardy. Google does not make me a pilot. My pilot certificate does.
13 years ago at 9:34 amLicense. It’s a pilot’s license, nerd. And ol’ BROosevelt doesn’t have one. No way this nerd can calculate Navigation, time enroute, fuel burned, groundspeed, weight, AND balance. Hell he doesnt even know if he has a certificate or a license. Fuck it, I’d let him fly me around anyway.
13 years ago at 11:26 amDidn’t the 9/11 terrorists get their licenses too?
13 years ago at 11:43 amThe Wright Brothers didn’t need no fucking pilot’s license…..
13 years ago at 11:45 amthis ^
13 years ago at 10:03 pmGetting killed by turbulence. TFTC
13 years ago at 1:18 pmSpilling makers mark all over your vineyard vines shirt. TFTC
13 years ago at 1:20 pmSorry your seatbelt seems to be broken, what do you recommend I do?
13 years ago at 1:56 pmI recommend you cease your pursuit of buggery, good sir.
13 years ago at 2:40 pmPrivate jet – NF. Private spaceship – TFM.
13 years ago at 5:46 pmPrivate Space Shuttle = FaF
13 years ago at 10:51 pm^fuck these poor geeds. My grandfather owns a private Jupiter.
13 years ago at 11:23 pmMars has way better views. First rule of real estate: “location, location, location.”
13 years ago at 10:08 amAlso, Icecaps provide water source^ J
13 years ago at 10:09 amJ snuck into my typing somehow. ignore.
13 years ago at 10:10 amYou guys are thinking small time. Buying all of Venus to excavate and harvest all of its natural gases. FaF.
13 years ago at 10:35 amPurposely eating three cans of Ranch Style Beans to create one’s own “natural gasses”. TFM.
13 years ago at 11:17 amHey watch out for these guys! Living on the EDGE!
13 years ago at 7:13 pmYou’re right. My life now sucks because my family’s seventeen jets all still have the fasten the seatbelt signs on them.
13 years ago at 10:30 pmHa fuckin loser
13 years ago at 10:31 pm^^. That fuckin’ guy. Seventeen jets. The Airline is called “Geed Blue”.
13 years ago at 11:25 pmNot to be an asshole but I was just wondering how Sig Chi guys are at other schools. Because at my school, they are high in numbers, but just a gay t-shirt club.
13 years ago at 1:31 pmTBrokeTC?
13 years ago at 2:00 pmdude youre fucking reckless.
13 years ago at 6:42 pm