There is no "Fasten Your Seat Belt" sign on my family's jet. TFM.

    1. FrattinWithClass

      Damn — beat me to it. People with family jets don’t brag about having family jets.

      13 years ago at 12:49 pm
    2. carolinahaze

      Well, he’s from Illinois, and I assume the Commie-crats up there tax private jets at like 99%. TRichTC?

      13 years ago at 2:42 pm
    1. Ted Broosevelt

      Yeah. All passengers are legally required to have seatbelts on during all ground operations, as well as taking off and landing. Being a pilot. TFM

      13 years ago at 1:55 pm
    2. Ted Broosevelt

      You are correct, EdHardy. Google does not make me a pilot. My pilot certificate does.

      13 years ago at 9:34 am
    3. ForresterSig

      License. It’s a pilot’s license, nerd. And ol’ BROosevelt doesn’t have one. No way this nerd can calculate Navigation, time enroute, fuel burned, groundspeed, weight, AND balance. Hell he doesnt even know if he has a certificate or a license. Fuck it, I’d let him fly me around anyway.

      13 years ago at 11:26 am
    1. carolinahaze

      Mars has way better views. First rule of real estate: “location, location, location.”

      13 years ago at 10:08 am
    2. CaptainBrohab

      You guys are thinking small time. Buying all of Venus to excavate and harvest all of its natural gases. FaF.

      13 years ago at 10:35 am
    3. ForresterSig

      Purposely eating three cans of Ranch Style Beans to create one’s own “natural gasses”. TFM.

      13 years ago at 11:17 am
  1. Frat on sir

    You’re right. My life now sucks because my family’s seventeen jets all still have the fasten the seatbelt signs on them.

    13 years ago at 10:30 pm
  2. Just_The_TEP

    Not to be an asshole but I was just wondering how Sig Chi guys are at other schools. Because at my school, they are high in numbers, but just a gay t-shirt club.

    13 years ago at 1:31 pm