Telling the slam to stop cleaning when you find out there is a pledge within 5 miles of your apartment. TFM.

  1. getHeadGoToBed

    Definitely let the pledge do the cleaning, but get the slam to blow you so he can watch and know how bad he’s got it.

    13 years ago at 12:14 pm
  2. Sleazy Asshole

    I’m taking a massive beer shit in the office right now. Should I spray febreeze?

    13 years ago at 12:20 pm
    1. Sleazy Asshole

      Yeah. It smells like shit. Although sometimes I apologize for farting even when I don’t so people think it doesn’t stink.

      13 years ago at 12:47 am
  3. Jeffrey Brahmer

    Telling the slam to stop cleaning because men and women are equal and you should clean up after yourself.

    13 years ago at 12:29 pm
  4. FRATlantic Gentleman

    Telling the slam to stop cleaning so you can eyefuck the pledge doing dirty work. TGayM.

    13 years ago at 12:34 pm