Father having personalized bottles of the maiden batch of the now illegal "Official Alabama State Spirit."

  1. SLAMMER

    “Father” please have the help bring the horse drawn carriage and my overcoat so I may go purchase some new leather to bound my notebook. This isn’t the 1300’s. It’s dad nowadays.

    13 years ago at 2:21 pm
    1. Kiawah Island

      I don’t know about you, but I enjoy making my own leather bound notebooks.

      13 years ago at 2:40 pm
    2. James Frank Hopkins

      Thank you, slammer. Nobody actually calls their dad “Father.” Trying too hard NF.

      13 years ago at 6:31 pm
    3. cc405

      I call my father dad when I speak to him. I call him my father when I speak to other people about him.

      13 years ago at 7:24 pm
    4. BROwnOutOfProportion

      Nowadays “father” has a different connotation. A dad actually gives a shit about his kids. Meanwhile, a piece of trash gets invited to go on Springer in order to be told, “DeShawn, you are the father.”

      13 years ago at 9:45 pm
    5. Fratrick Brochanan

      Bound is the past tense of Bind…trying too hard and failing miserably – NF.

      13 years ago at 10:14 am
    6. Scotch_Neat

      Now we’re discussing how to be fratty when addressing your parents? shut up. just shut the fuck up.

      13 years ago at 5:08 pm