University Of Alabama Fraternity Drug Testing Program Revealed, Is Complete Bullshit

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Last semester we reported on the University of Alabama’s heinous decision to hold mandatory drug tests for fraternity men. New details have emerged about the tests and their consequences. Among other things, fraternities are required to establish a five-man board of “health and safety.”

Drug tests will occur throughout the year at times and dates predetermined by the MPACT (Maximizing Potential through Academics Community & Treatment). No word on how much of a heads up each fraternity will get, but I’m guessing they’ll have around a solid day’s notice. For these tests, a select number of members from each fraternity will be selected at random. If one of them fails, then the whole chapter gets tested. There will also be a “baseline” test at the beginning of the school year for every single member.

From Al.com:

• “The particulars of testing (location, date and times) will be prearranged by the MPACT program. Testing may be by hair and/or urine samples following MPACT procedures and chain of custody protocols.”

• “Among others, MPACT may test for the following substances: Marijuana (THC), Cocaine, Heroin, Benzos (Xanax, etc.), Opiates (Hydrocodone, etc.), Amphetamines (Adderall, etc.), Buprenorphine (Suboxone), MDMA, PCP, alcohol, and others.”

• Participating organizations must establish a five-member “health and safety board” that receives information about failed drug tests and other infractions from the MPACT program and determines how the group will discipline its members. The university also has the ability to discipline group members who do not live up to the requirements of the drug screening program.

• A “baseline test” is carried out at the beginning of the school year, during which all members of participating organizations must pass an initial drug test.

• Following the baseline test, five percent of every participating organization’s members must submit to an MPACT program-administered drug test each week throughout the school year.

• The specific members to be tested each week are selected at random by the program. Failing or missing a test initiates a set of protocols that determines the penalties for the infraction.

• “Failure to show up for a test when called will result in the absent Group member’s indefinite suspension from the Group. The make-up test will be a hair test and must be passed in order to be considered for reinstatement into the group.”

• Missed or failed drug tests are reported to the organization’s health and safety board, which also has the power to order a group to member submit to a non-random drug screening “if a significant health and/or safety concern arises related to that member’s substance use or abuse.”

• “Student and parental notification will occur with each positive test result generated, whether that result is generated by an actual test or the failure to take a test.”

• Students who fail a random drug screening must submit to weekly drug tests, and MPACT will “make recommendations for educational or treatment programming to the individual member.”

• “If 75% or greater of any weekly random sample fail the drug test, a whole house test will be triggered immediately.”

Read the full set of rules and regulations here:

MPACT Documents

Not only is it beyond unfair to target only fraternity men, but the new rules won’t even put a dent in reducing the harm caused by drugs. What’s really hurting kids is the combination of alcohol and Xanax, both of which are out of the body and undetectable by a drug test within a day. All this will do is get entire chapters shut down because one brother took a hit from a joint a month prior.

I’d say every fraternity on the UA campus should say fuck it and go underground. But their Greek system is so old and rooted in ties to both alumni and the university that affording the huge mansions and budgets they live under now would be impossible. That’s why the university is able to get away with such a ridiculous scheme.

It will be interesting to see how many fraternities can survive under these absurd regulations. Congrats, UA. You may have single-handedly killed the biggest and baddest Greek system in the country.

[via Al.com]

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  1. RageEveryDay

    They only during test fraternities but not sororities? In addition to all the other profiling bullshit, isn’t that also a direct violation of Title IX? There’s about to be, like, 50 lawsuits against Alabama in the next 5 months.

    10 years ago at 4:23 pm
    1. Sand_Hill_Alum

      it would be interesting to see if they did especially since one of the sororities here at UA has gained the nick name “Kutta Kutta Gramma”

      10 years ago at 7:22 pm
  2. Fatina

    That is some serious bullshit. I am sure that we all have a fair share of fun from time to time, but they are specifically targeting fraternity men when lets all be honest here, I am sure those dirty hippie punks that play frisbee in the academic quad are most likely on more hallucinogens/downers than most. Yet, we are the ones who are picked. Horse cocks.

    10 years ago at 4:37 pm
  3. Frat_Team_6

    Literally, our drug testing for the NCAA and inhouse tests were less strict than this.

    10 years ago at 5:36 pm
  4. RARTO

    Remove the alcohol and make the school pay for it, and have someone go to pull people out of meeting, no one wants to be there anyway, not give them 24 hours, people have lives, and then I would be ok with it.

    10 years ago at 5:41 pm
  5. CamBrady

    So we can’t drug test welfare recipients who are taking money from the government, but we can drug test people who give countless philanthropic hours and raise lots of money for charity… Thanks Obama.

    10 years ago at 5:55 pm
    1. FratchetMan

      UA is a public institution where students are eligible for federal handouts. Welfare is a handout as you point out. The desire to think drug testing welfare recipients is effective is a result of the same ridiculous stereotyping and profiling that led to MPACT being implemented.

      10 years ago at 12:52 am
    2. FratchetMan

      Obama also probably didn’t have much to do with UA’s decision but since southerners typically like blaming the North and blacks for all of their problems, your derision will no doubt receive many up votes from unenlightened tryhards.

      10 years ago at 12:54 am
  6. King_Booze

    our house had to go through something similar except it was a hair follicle test. Peeing in a cup is one thing but shaving a part of your head is another. LOTS of guys resorted to acid and shrooms over the preceding weeks.

    10 years ago at 8:46 pm
  7. Frat_Moses_AZ

    people complain about how exclusive fraternities are but if stuff like this continues they will go underground and be even more exclusive.

    10 years ago at 10:17 pm
  8. Fratsper

    Not only is UA’s greek life far from the best in the country, you guys also put literally the worst fucking house on campus as the title photo. You must be joking

    10 years ago at 11:45 pm