^You can suck on my small testicles. JuCo for life. I’ll have more gay as friends than you ever will. My dad is way more rich than you and I don’t pay for my friends.
This is funny because many less-successful male suitors have arrived at the bedroom of a female classmate expecting to engage in sexual activity, only to find that said woman is only interested in intimate touching of a non-sexual nature. By coining this portmanteu of the words “cuddling” and “cunnilingus”, the poster is suggesting that he rarely or never finds himself in that predicament, his seduction skills being developed enough that he is able to seamlessly transition from platonic situations to sexual acts with ease.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
13 years ago at 5:44 pm^
13 years ago at 6:03 pm^^
13 years ago at 9:01 amDONNNN’T CAAAAAARE.
13 years ago at 6:11 pmISWYDT
13 years ago at 7:08 pm^what the hell does that mean
13 years ago at 8:17 pm“I see what you did there”
13 years ago at 8:46 pm^^YMBNH
13 years ago at 11:59 pm^TEMSEM
13 years ago at 11:59 pm^OTMSHJ
13 years ago at 11:59 pm^TYSHDM (Total You Suck Huge Dick Move)
13 years ago at 12:01 am^RFM
13 years ago at 12:01 am^You obviously don’t know what RFM means. Not knowing something. It’s a TFM.
13 years ago at 12:02 amDevry – TYSHDM.
13 years ago at 12:02 am^You can suck on my small testicles. JuCo for life. I’ll have more gay as friends than you ever will. My dad is way more rich than you and I don’t pay for my friends.
13 years ago at 12:04 amYou have the grammar of a prepubescent boy. Shove your Dad’s dick back in your mouth and go back to working at McDonalds.
13 years ago at 12:07 am^This
13 years ago at 12:07 am^That
13 years ago at 12:08 am^Those
13 years ago at 12:08 am^None of those.
13 years ago at 12:08 am<That.
13 years ago at 12:09 am^You guys are all fucking retarded.
13 years ago at 12:11 amHey! You not call me wetahd. Vewy o-fence-ive n make aakxoskekwkcivjfnwmqoxpalalwkrnfousiwoqpsoxicr.
13 years ago at 12:12 amNintendo64, it was funny the first time, but I don’t thing anyone wants to see this shit again.
13 years ago at 1:14 amthat didn’t work..
13 years ago at 7:49 pmHer needs. NF.
13 years ago at 7:50 pmTurning the casual act of cuddling into cuddlingus. NF. Turning the casual act of cuddling into cuddlatio. TFM
13 years ago at 7:30 am“I need to call home”- ET
13 years ago at 7:55 pm^
13 years ago at 8:14 pm^^ I always look forward to seeing you around
13 years ago at 10:02 pm^^^ too good
13 years ago at 10:17 pm^^^^
13 years ago at 1:14 amI want to squirt endorsement juice all over your face.
13 years ago at 11:04 amThe word cuddle. NF…pussy
13 years ago at 8:12 pmThis is funny because many less-successful male suitors have arrived at the bedroom of a female classmate expecting to engage in sexual activity, only to find that said woman is only interested in intimate touching of a non-sexual nature. By coining this portmanteu of the words “cuddling” and “cunnilingus”, the poster is suggesting that he rarely or never finds himself in that predicament, his seduction skills being developed enough that he is able to seamlessly transition from platonic situations to sexual acts with ease.
13 years ago at 8:22 pm^ you’re trying way too hard
13 years ago at 8:37 pm^^ fake troll
13 years ago at 8:41 pm^^^ I fucking love this guy.
13 years ago at 1:15 am^^^^Thank you for clearing that up.
13 years ago at 3:39 pmThis is a fucking horrible play on words and you’re a reggin.
13 years ago at 8:43 pm“Reggin” – might have to borrow that one some time
13 years ago at 10:03 pm^YMBNH
13 years ago at 12:34 amNever cuddle just fuck
13 years ago at 9:22 pmI SECOND THAT. ONLY PUSSIES CUDDLE.
13 years ago at 9:41 pmAnd pussies take dicks. Only queers and bitches take dicks.
13 years ago at 1:16 am