Turning the casual act of cuddling into cuddlingus. TFM.

12 years ago
    8. nintenbro64_

      ^You obviously don’t know what RFM means. Not knowing something. It’s a TFM.

      12 years ago at 12:02 am
    10. nintenbro64_

      ^You can suck on my small testicles. JuCo for life. I’ll have more gay as friends than you ever will. My dad is way more rich than you and I don’t pay for my friends.

      12 years ago at 12:04 am
    11. nintenbro64_

      You have the grammar of a prepubescent boy. Shove your Dad’s dick back in your mouth and go back to working at McDonalds.

      12 years ago at 12:07 am
    18. nintenbro64_

      Hey! You not call me wetahd. Vewy o-fence-ive n make aakxoskekwkcivjfnwmqoxpalalwkrnfousiwoqpsoxicr.

      12 years ago at 12:12 am
    19. ImTTweakedTC

      Nintendo64, it was funny the first time, but I don’t thing anyone wants to see this shit again.

      12 years ago at 1:14 am
    1. the_german

      Turning the casual act of cuddling into cuddlingus. NF. Turning the casual act of cuddling into cuddlatio. TFM

      12 years ago at 7:30 am
  9. TheJokeExplainer

    This is funny because many less-successful male suitors have arrived at the bedroom of a female classmate expecting to engage in sexual activity, only to find that said woman is only interested in intimate touching of a non-sexual nature. By coining this portmanteu of the words “cuddling” and “cunnilingus”, the poster is suggesting that he rarely or never finds himself in that predicament, his seduction skills being developed enough that he is able to seamlessly transition from platonic situations to sexual acts with ease.

    12 years ago at 8:22 pm