Ignoring the "so what are we?" text until you get the "heyyy wat are you doing? :) " text at 2:17am. TFM.

    1. dspsouthern

      You can go to your own special hell where a glass of single malt scotch is constantly out of reach.

      13 years ago at 9:25 pm
    2. dspsouthern

      When fratdusky gets done with you, you’ll want any drink to wash down the aftertaste, that glass of scotch will never make it to your hands.

      13 years ago at 9:27 pm
    3. phimooburger

      BROTHEROMICRON I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD IN HOLY IN YOUR LIFE

      13 years ago at 9:38 pm
    4. better_than_you

      I herd he and applebees guy and outback guy were gunna have a brawl and no one’s herd from nen one of them sense.

      13 years ago at 12:12 am
    5. ItsFunnyCuzHesFrat

      As annoying as the trolls are you have to admit they keep this site entertaining

      13 years ago at 12:14 am
    6. phimooburger

      So what if I’m a fat girl. That gives you know reason to treat me with disrespect. So what my puzzy has cobwebs. All you boyz ever do is think with your penises. Ugh it disgusts me. All I know is my phi mu sisters will always be there for me and that’s all I need. But I do really want a boyfriend. Any takers?

      13 years ago at 8:23 am
    7. BrotherOmicron

      ★。˛ °.★** *★* *˛.
      ˛ °_██_*。*./ .˛* .˛.*.★*MERRY CHRISTMAS*★ 。*
      ˛. (´• ̮•)*˛°*/.♫.♫*˛.* ˛_Π_____. * ˛*
      .°( . • . ) ˛°./• ‘♫ ‘ •.Ë›*./______/~ï¼¼*. Ë›*.。˛* Ë›. *。
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      13 years ago at 11:15 am
    8. MOMOgotMojo

      dont mind the trolls, i just hate the “first” shit. again, vodka is for liberals and girls. Even then i know a girl that will only drink whiskey.

      13 years ago at 8:24 am
    1. SanduskyHimself

      Lutz! I told you, showers were five minutes ago! Get your firm ass in there now!

      13 years ago at 10:02 pm
    2. ItsFunnyCuzHesFrat

      ^ fuck off. You’ll never amount to anything and you’ll never match fratdusky’s genius

      13 years ago at 12:17 am
    3. Jerry Fratdusky

      “heyyy wat are you doing? 🙂 ……. I just swallowed your pledge bro’s load because you didn’t respond to my first text. His load was totes phresh!!!”

      13 years ago at 8:47 am
  1. SECGreek

    This happens all the time. Sometimes it ends in your favor, other times with her going psycho and trying to throw your paddle at you, or her hooking up with 4-5 of your pledge brothers.

    13 years ago at 9:50 pm
    1. Yacht Captain Jaeger

      ^I’ll upgrade it to Makers if you include a figure for how much pee your pledge brothers can collectively fill her butt with.

      13 years ago at 10:34 pm
    2. The_Chilis_Guy

      So when do we get that lesbian sweethearts porn? I’d love to see Caroline WHOREton and Jessica “Loves Weiner” Wener go at it.

      13 years ago at 3:01 am