Waking up to a half-finished TFM on your computer. TFM.

Haha, here’s my experience with the so called “fraternity” TKE on my campus. I walked into teeeeeek, immediately asked where the rush beer was. A “brother” took me back to his room and told me that if I try to go back there and steal beer from him he was going to beat my ass, and he walked away. I ended up leaving his room with like 6 or 7 beers.. I walked outside and sat down to blast a cig and get to work on the luke warm nattys and ended up sitting next to the biggest piece of shit recruiter I’ve ever met. He refused to shotgun a beer with me even when I offered him one of his beers and eventually said “I’m not going to tell you to join my fraternity, but if you’re looking for a group of guys that like to have a good time then you’re in the right place.” I laughed and kept drinking. He eventually walked away and about 10 minutes later I got a bid thrown at me. I had only talked to two brothers at this point giving very little effort to acknowledge their existence, as they are only as good as the beer they supply me with.. the lowest quality possible. I laughed, said no and got kicked out of the party and made my way to the bars. And before I get berated with comments on how cool of a story that was I want you to know how shitty your “fraternity” is you bottom tier, socially awkward excuse of a fraternity brother the world has ever seen. NF.