Texans are such douche bags. I don’t care what college you attend in Texas, you’re still in the ass crack of America so congrats on that. At least in Arkansas there’s stuff to appreciate, and if you say there isn’t then you obviously have not been there, and you’d best stay out.
ThadCastle has a good point. The only I can think of to appreciate from Arkansas is the Ozarks. 4 presidents grew up in Texas, we have the hill country down around Austin, beaches (not very good ones, but they’re there damnit), piney woods out near Tyler, two professional football teams, two professional baseball teams and so much more. Now tell us what, besides the Ozarks, exactly does Arkansas have?
^ Arkansas has the Mississippi river delta, thousands upon thousands of acres of hardwood forests, not to mention the pines (and all of our trees grow larger than Y’all’s), beautiful lakes, plantation homes and farms, a shitload of historic locations, several civil war battle fields, scenic rivers, wildlife, WMAs, the Clinton presidential library (amongst several other bad ass things in Little Rock), Fayetteville (which is a beautiful and quaint place). Also, Arkansas is the beginning of the deep south, and that in itself is a beautiful thing. I could keep going you fucking douche, and he was right, Texas is the ass crack of America. I know because I lived in Austin for two years. Also, the hill country that you speak of is borderline ugly, it’s nothing but a bunch of low to medium hills that are dry and rocky and have a bunch of bullshit shrub trees like mesquite and cedar growing on them. If it weren’t for Lake Travis it would be completely shitty. But, on a lighter note Austin is a fun place despite the ugly shit and the abundance of geeds, everyone should visit there. Y’all say don’t mess with Texas, well here is our nifty little saying “Don’t fuck with Arkansas.”
Really? That’s funny because I graduated from Coppell high school in Texas, so I think I’ve been there before. It’s just appealing to me; I didn’t enjoy the state or people from there. And I could care less if Arkansas doesn’t have any professional sports teams, that just allows people to love the university that much more.
So glad us Aggies are actives in SEC now… Pledgeship was easy though. Not only did we not get hazed, but I feel like we did most of the hazing. We might lose a pledge brother though. Manziel might rush NFL
I knew the wiseass crack about the reply button was coming. And I would never waste a semester being an upperclassman’s bitch just so he’ll accept me. P.S. – I don’t need to wear letters to get pussy
Either you are simply put the biggest douchebag on your campus or you are making a poor attempt of stirring up tension via Internet for your own amusement. I literally shake my head and ask myself what the fuck you are talking about in every one of your comments. Please go play Louisville chugger on a cliff.
When we went down to play them in Dallas they were all flying SEC flags like they were already respectable members but they seemed surprised with what we wore to the games. These geeds dont belong in the SEC…at least from what I saw.
what? I was at the game and saw that Arkansas women had 1 thing in common. they were fat as fuck. I learned to appreciate “Hog Sooie” as the game went on. clearly, there is nothing better to do in Arkansas than feed your women at the local Golden Corral.
but, since you’ve been a JI for 20 years, I’m sure it’s nice to focus the hazing on someone else.
You are clearly an Aggie douche. I cant tell you how many people came up to me and were confused on why we were wearing red chinos and button downs. Dont even talk to me about women, idc who you saw at the game I guarantee our SOUTHERN women are finer than whatever you have in shitty college station. Not to mention everywhere but Dallas and Austin the women are classless sluts in Texas. Our cheerleaders also wear skirts like God intended. Its Woo pig sooie by the way…you better know all the traditions of the SEC before next fall pledge.
You are clearly an A&M moron. I cant tell you how many people came up to me and were confused on why we were wearing red chinos and button downs. Dont even talk to me about women, idc who you saw at the game I guarantee our SOUTHERN women are finer than whatever you have in shitty college station. Not to mention everywhere but Dallas and Austin the women are classless sluts in Texas. Our cheerleaders also wear skirts like God intended. Its Woo pig sooie by the way…you better know all the traditions of the SEC before next fall pledge.
You probably can’t tell him how many people came up to you because not a single person did. People are flying SEC flags because they’re proud to be a part of an incredible conference. A&M earned the right to fly those flags because the people above you decided that A&M should be apart of that conference. Sure not every student at A&M dresses up for games, but from what I’ve seen over the years I’ve been here the quality of game day attire has improved dramatically. We’re getting there, just give us some time. Honestly, if we’re going to base opinion on outward appearance alone, I would guess that your’e some bratty kid who got his heart broken by a Texas girl or you are a girl yourself. I’ve been to Fayetteville a few times and it seems to me that of the girls I met, the only ones worth remembering were from Texas.
^^^^^That’s weird, I was pretty sure that Texas was the fattest state in the country. Austin being the fattest city in the world. Maybe you shouldn’t sit in the GDI section next time. Oh, and it’s Pig Sooie bitch.
I’m not trolling and I’m not stupid. I was there and astonished at all the fatties wearhing little hog stickers. I do not go to aTm, nor have I ever. At what point in my post did I say there were a ton of hotties in College Station? Texas might have plenty of large people roaming around, but they stay indoors for the most part. I guess the “people at wal-mart” emails are really just photos taken around “fay town.”
During the game, I sat near the arkansas end zone so there were numerous opportunities to see the “quality” of the razorback women.
^^For the record Austin is one of the FIttest cities in the world, but Houston is the Fattest. PS: If you don’t like Texas, that’s fine, but when your job moves here we’ll give it to someone who appreciates the Republic.
1) Texas rules these 50 United States in every way, shape, and form. NO SEC state comes anywhere near Texas in any fashion. If you think otherwise, you are truly a stereotypical stupid brainwashed Southernor.
2) Anyone you saw at Cowboys Stadium wearing a maroon T-Shirt and questioning why you were dressed in a certain way is clearly a GDI. No greek would wear such a thing. If you opened your eyes, you would see that every greek there was dressed in a very respectable manner. FYI, my pledges are required to wear boots, khakis, and a button down on gamedays.
A ton of people actually did say shit about what I was wearing…which i thought was ironic with all the SEC flags. No they dont deserve to fly them yet. Not until they adjust to Southern football and not Texas football where they think its acceptable to where a t shirt and cowboy boots to a football game in the most respected conference in the nation. And Texas girls that stay in Texas for college are a lot different that the ones from Dallas that come up here.
^^are you fucking me right now? You’re such a typical dumb ass texan. I’ll bet you that you’re one of those shit heads that thinks Texas would be better off if the secede and become their own nation again. Little heads up, you’re economy would crumble far lower than the fucking peso. You can say that you have all these big cities full of business, but that’s because its business with other states, and I would assure you that America would leave you out to dry if you pulled that shit. It’s already happened once. Don’t remember? Mexico was about to tranquilize Texas and pull their tight ass wranglers down to it’s ankles and give it to them right up your ass. Without a little help from the UNITED states that shit hole wouldn’t be speaking english right now.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve met texans that have tried to make that argument, and it pisses me off more and more each time. My pledge’s bleed ass cheek has you shit heads and you alone to thank for that.
And for who ever said the only girls in Arkansas worth remembering are from Texas is a moron. That may be true, but guess what…they left Texas because they realized what a shit hole it is. Sorry you can’t keep your women happy. We’ll be taking great care of them up here fuckers.
Neat story. You’re still from Arkansas
13 years ago at 9:23 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3JodBR-vs
13 years ago at 9:28 pm…..and probably from a balanced man chapter so I doubt if you ever pledged either
13 years ago at 9:30 pmIs someone pissy because they aren’t top tier in coference? Talk shit about Arkansas to our face and you can get pretty fucked up. Ask the Kappa Sigs.
13 years ago at 9:32 pm*conference and i aint talking shit.
13 years ago at 9:55 pmSo if we talk shit about Arkansas to your face, you will give us free booze?
13 years ago at 11:04 pmTexans are such douche bags. I don’t care what college you attend in Texas, you’re still in the ass crack of America so congrats on that. At least in Arkansas there’s stuff to appreciate, and if you say there isn’t then you obviously have not been there, and you’d best stay out.
13 years ago at 11:41 pm^ Give me three examples. As far as I’m concerned, you know nothing about the state.
13 years ago at 2:59 amThadCastle has a good point. The only I can think of to appreciate from Arkansas is the Ozarks. 4 presidents grew up in Texas, we have the hill country down around Austin, beaches (not very good ones, but they’re there damnit), piney woods out near Tyler, two professional football teams, two professional baseball teams and so much more. Now tell us what, besides the Ozarks, exactly does Arkansas have?
13 years ago at 3:34 amArkansas itself is great, it’s just the people that live there that ruin it.
13 years ago at 8:34 amI’m a member at The Alotian. The only reason I’ve ever gone to Arkansas is too play there.
13 years ago at 8:35 amto*
13 years ago at 8:35 am^ Arkansas has the Mississippi river delta, thousands upon thousands of acres of hardwood forests, not to mention the pines (and all of our trees grow larger than Y’all’s), beautiful lakes, plantation homes and farms, a shitload of historic locations, several civil war battle fields, scenic rivers, wildlife, WMAs, the Clinton presidential library (amongst several other bad ass things in Little Rock), Fayetteville (which is a beautiful and quaint place). Also, Arkansas is the beginning of the deep south, and that in itself is a beautiful thing. I could keep going you fucking douche, and he was right, Texas is the ass crack of America. I know because I lived in Austin for two years. Also, the hill country that you speak of is borderline ugly, it’s nothing but a bunch of low to medium hills that are dry and rocky and have a bunch of bullshit shrub trees like mesquite and cedar growing on them. If it weren’t for Lake Travis it would be completely shitty. But, on a lighter note Austin is a fun place despite the ugly shit and the abundance of geeds, everyone should visit there. Y’all say don’t mess with Texas, well here is our nifty little saying “Don’t fuck with Arkansas.”
13 years ago at 8:54 amReally? That’s funny because I graduated from Coppell high school in Texas, so I think I’ve been there before. It’s just appealing to me; I didn’t enjoy the state or people from there. And I could care less if Arkansas doesn’t have any professional sports teams, that just allows people to love the university that much more.
13 years ago at 3:19 pmYou are an idiot.
13 years ago at 9:23 pmIs Aston Jenkens, bring me another beer pledge.
13 years ago at 9:25 pmCarter Ashton Jenkens you stupid fuck. Bring me a beer JI.
13 years ago at 12:20 amFirst!
13 years ago at 9:32 pmNope
13 years ago at 9:33 pmIf I were you I’d lace up Nitro cause those aren’t gonna run themselves.
13 years ago at 9:42 pm^laps iPhone app fucked up.
13 years ago at 9:45 pmSo glad us Aggies are actives in SEC now… Pledgeship was easy though. Not only did we not get hazed, but I feel like we did most of the hazing. We might lose a pledge brother though. Manziel might rush NFL
12 years ago at 12:18 amYou can all go suck your frat brothers dicks!!! GDI FTW
13 years ago at 9:34 pmGDI Fort Worth?
13 years ago at 9:36 pmGDI FTW? Being a GDI is the opposite of winning.
13 years ago at 9:40 pm^^^ Blackball this asshole’s account.
13 years ago at 6:14 amFt. Worth sucks d
13 years ago at 12:07 pmGDI Fort Wayne?
13 years ago at 10:44 pmfor the win dumbass
13 years ago at 9:37 pmsounds like someone is mad they didnt get a bid
13 years ago at 9:42 pmYeah none of us speak that language because we are all better than you. Go rub one out to a wakeboarding website you fucking dork.
13 years ago at 9:43 pmHe’s just mad he couldn’t find the reply button.
13 years ago at 9:44 pmI knew the wiseass crack about the reply button was coming. And I would never waste a semester being an upperclassman’s bitch just so he’ll accept me. P.S. – I don’t need to wear letters to get pussy
13 years ago at 9:50 pmBut apparently you need to rage on a website in an attempt to get some.
13 years ago at 9:52 pmbe a bitch for the rest of your life then…fine with me. Just prepare for hazing that wont end at the end of the semester though.
13 years ago at 10:44 pmEither you are simply put the biggest douchebag on your campus or you are making a poor attempt of stirring up tension via Internet for your own amusement. I literally shake my head and ask myself what the fuck you are talking about in every one of your comments. Please go play Louisville chugger on a cliff.
13 years ago at 11:29 pmAnd take your indie music with you.
13 years ago at 6:24 amWhen we went down to play them in Dallas they were all flying SEC flags like they were already respectable members but they seemed surprised with what we wore to the games. These geeds dont belong in the SEC…at least from what I saw.
13 years ago at 9:49 pmwhat? I was at the game and saw that Arkansas women had 1 thing in common. they were fat as fuck. I learned to appreciate “Hog Sooie” as the game went on. clearly, there is nothing better to do in Arkansas than feed your women at the local Golden Corral.
but, since you’ve been a JI for 20 years, I’m sure it’s nice to focus the hazing on someone else.
13 years ago at 9:58 pmYou are clearly an Aggie douche. I cant tell you how many people came up to me and were confused on why we were wearing red chinos and button downs. Dont even talk to me about women, idc who you saw at the game I guarantee our SOUTHERN women are finer than whatever you have in shitty college station. Not to mention everywhere but Dallas and Austin the women are classless sluts in Texas. Our cheerleaders also wear skirts like God intended. Its Woo pig sooie by the way…you better know all the traditions of the SEC before next fall pledge.
13 years ago at 10:41 pmYou are clearly an A&M moron. I cant tell you how many people came up to me and were confused on why we were wearing red chinos and button downs. Dont even talk to me about women, idc who you saw at the game I guarantee our SOUTHERN women are finer than whatever you have in shitty college station. Not to mention everywhere but Dallas and Austin the women are classless sluts in Texas. Our cheerleaders also wear skirts like God intended. Its Woo pig sooie by the way…you better know all the traditions of the SEC before next fall pledge.
13 years ago at 10:46 pmClassy women in Austin…Right.
13 years ago at 10:56 pmYou probably can’t tell him how many people came up to you because not a single person did. People are flying SEC flags because they’re proud to be a part of an incredible conference. A&M earned the right to fly those flags because the people above you decided that A&M should be apart of that conference. Sure not every student at A&M dresses up for games, but from what I’ve seen over the years I’ve been here the quality of game day attire has improved dramatically. We’re getting there, just give us some time. Honestly, if we’re going to base opinion on outward appearance alone, I would guess that your’e some bratty kid who got his heart broken by a Texas girl or you are a girl yourself. I’ve been to Fayetteville a few times and it seems to me that of the girls I met, the only ones worth remembering were from Texas.
13 years ago at 3:20 amAlso, we played in Arlington.
13 years ago at 3:38 amCannonball, I can’t tell if you’re trolling or just stupid.
13 years ago at 7:42 am^^^^^That’s weird, I was pretty sure that Texas was the fattest state in the country. Austin being the fattest city in the world. Maybe you shouldn’t sit in the GDI section next time. Oh, and it’s Pig Sooie bitch.
13 years ago at 7:42 amArk Razor frat guy ad Keep Gay Town fatties-
I’m not trolling and I’m not stupid. I was there and astonished at all the fatties wearhing little hog stickers. I do not go to aTm, nor have I ever. At what point in my post did I say there were a ton of hotties in College Station? Texas might have plenty of large people roaming around, but they stay indoors for the most part. I guess the “people at wal-mart” emails are really just photos taken around “fay town.”
During the game, I sat near the arkansas end zone so there were numerous opportunities to see the “quality” of the razorback women.
13 years ago at 8:45 am^^For the record Austin is one of the FIttest cities in the world, but Houston is the Fattest. PS: If you don’t like Texas, that’s fine, but when your job moves here we’ll give it to someone who appreciates the Republic.
13 years ago at 9:12 amYou guys are idiots. 2 things:
1) Texas rules these 50 United States in every way, shape, and form. NO SEC state comes anywhere near Texas in any fashion. If you think otherwise, you are truly a stereotypical stupid brainwashed Southernor.
2) Anyone you saw at Cowboys Stadium wearing a maroon T-Shirt and questioning why you were dressed in a certain way is clearly a GDI. No greek would wear such a thing. If you opened your eyes, you would see that every greek there was dressed in a very respectable manner. FYI, my pledges are required to wear boots, khakis, and a button down on gamedays.
13 years ago at 10:19 am“The women from college station teeter between moderate to just downright beat” – Mike Rhyner, godfather of AM 1310 The Ticket.
13 years ago at 10:59 amA ton of people actually did say shit about what I was wearing…which i thought was ironic with all the SEC flags. No they dont deserve to fly them yet. Not until they adjust to Southern football and not Texas football where they think its acceptable to where a t shirt and cowboy boots to a football game in the most respected conference in the nation. And Texas girls that stay in Texas for college are a lot different that the ones from Dallas that come up here.
13 years ago at 12:09 am^^are you fucking me right now? You’re such a typical dumb ass texan. I’ll bet you that you’re one of those shit heads that thinks Texas would be better off if the secede and become their own nation again. Little heads up, you’re economy would crumble far lower than the fucking peso. You can say that you have all these big cities full of business, but that’s because its business with other states, and I would assure you that America would leave you out to dry if you pulled that shit. It’s already happened once. Don’t remember? Mexico was about to tranquilize Texas and pull their tight ass wranglers down to it’s ankles and give it to them right up your ass. Without a little help from the UNITED states that shit hole wouldn’t be speaking english right now.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve met texans that have tried to make that argument, and it pisses me off more and more each time. My pledge’s bleed ass cheek has you shit heads and you alone to thank for that.
And for who ever said the only girls in Arkansas worth remembering are from Texas is a moron. That may be true, but guess what…they left Texas because they realized what a shit hole it is. Sorry you can’t keep your women happy. We’ll be taking great care of them up here fuckers.
SEC without Texas. WPS.
13 years ago at 12:13 amWho else didn’t read any of this shit above?
13 years ago at 12:27 amAm I the only one that thought this was pretty good?
13 years ago at 10:06 pmI got a good laugh out of it
13 years ago at 10:21 pmThis is great.. People are just butthurt about Texas shunning A&M out of the Rvalry till 2018.
13 years ago at 10:36 amTheyre not pledging… its already been finalized
13 years ago at 10:12 pmSooooo they’re like a legacy pledge?
13 years ago at 10:40 pmThey’ve yet to be a SEC team. They’re still pledging.
13 years ago at 1:03 pmbeat*
13 years ago at 1:05 pmHow many SEC championships does AR have again?
13 years ago at 10:21 pmcan we can’t Track and Field? Oh no, sorry…none.
13 years ago at 9:13 amHow many does A&M have again?
13 years ago at 9:14 amarkansas will win one before A&M no doubt
13 years ago at 9:52 ami’m going to count the one in the 60s. so 1.
13 years ago at 3:45 pm