I’d take her out for a nice seafood dinner, a few drinks at a nicer, quieter bar, and then get really nervous around the time it came to walk her to the door. Because she’s Kate MotherofGod Upton.
a very wise man whom I forgot his name once said: “I would drag my sack over 6.32 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by HIV patients, and worm-infested dog feces just to battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair she sat on 3 years ago”
I’d take her out for a nice seafood dinner, a few drinks at a nicer, quieter bar, and then get really nervous around the time it came to walk her to the door. Because she’s Kate MotherofGod Upton.
14 years ago at 11:06 pmTime to hydrate and eat asparagus.
14 years ago at 11:33 pmRequesting that she cover herself up because you respect her as a person and don’t see her as a piece of meat. RFM.
14 years ago at 8:05 am^ I hope something awful happens to you soon
14 years ago at 7:36 pmyea! I’m gonna rip off your balls and shove ’em up your ass. Than way when you take a shit, you’re going to shit all over your nutsack
14 years ago at 11:25 pmI would suck a fart out of her butt like a bong rip.
14 years ago at 11:07 amI’d let her vagina lips jack off my dick
14 years ago at 8:05 pma very wise man whom I forgot his name once said: “I would drag my sack over 6.32 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by HIV patients, and worm-infested dog feces just to battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair she sat on 3 years ago”
14 years ago at 8:17 pmthats smart as fuck, smart as fuck
14 years ago at 8:24 pmthanks, funny mother fucker. I can’t take credit though, it is a quote.
14 years ago at 8:31 pm